More Trespassing & Harassment as
Great Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton Resumes
The Great and Powerful Rooster and His
Forces of Chicken continue their reign of terror over Fernbrook Resort Freelton.
But you know what, instead of detailing yet more incidents in the war were
going to focus on a conversation that the Great and Powerful Rooster had with
His Little Red Hen not so long ago.
In that conversation Rhode Island Red
requested of Rooster that He stop acting like a male turkey. Always gushing forth with childish behavior and
antics.
And why did she ask Him to stop?
Because she was suffering.
Every time You do something I’m the one
that suffers. There’s another story about me. Everyone knows we lied about
exposing myself to the Neighbour of immense Undesirability. I want this to
stop.
And Rooster agreed to stop the Great
Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.
But in truth He hasn’t stopped.
We just stopped documenting the
incidents of harassment bullying etc. Out of respect for Rhode Island Red’s
request.
And we kind of felt bad about embarrassing
her.
But then we thought about it…
…Rhode Island Red was not worried,
concerned or even cared that her insignificant other was harassing, bullying
etc another. Nope. Her concern is that she is being embarrassed by true stories
of her public sexcapades, episodes of her indecently exposing herself to others
and of when she vandalized Fernbrook Resort’s equipment among other incidences.
Clearly Rooster doesn’t care at all
about making Rhode Island Red suffer. And if He doesn’t, why should we. At
least we’re not harassing or bullying or anything like that, we’re just telling
the truth.
Oh, and one other thing, Rooster told
Rhode Island Red that He would stop, but that there was nothing else that could be written about them could do. Because
they hadn’t done anything else.
Good luck with that.
