Isabel Parent, Tom Gush and their Magical Gourmet Mouse Feces Filled Kitchen at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Have you ever eaten a delectable homemade dessert? Served up from the kitchen of Isabel Parent and Tom Gush? Perhaps a dessert covered in chocolate sprinkles. If you ask the local rodent population those may not have been sprinkles. 

If you catch their drift.    

Tom Gush of course is well known for his sophistic filled discourses on certain undesirable neighours. Naturally then Tom won’t mind a truthful expose concerning his home maintenance habits. And Isabel Parent, as everybody knows, also enjoys public exposure. Topless bottomless and everything in-between public exposure if you catch my drift.  

I guess the state of her mouse shit filled kitchen isn’t the only in decent thing she has a penchant for.

And the expose?

Well, Tom and Isabel moved not too long ago. And the house they moved from was found to be in quite an state of decomposition. The kitchen cupboards and drawers were chock full of mouse shit. Every single one of them. The washroom was so filled with mold and mildew that some new life forms may have developed. Not surprising because as Tom Gush and Isabel Parent were planning to move out they left all the doors and windows open – even the door to the crawlspace underneath. And they did this especially during the frequent rains and heavy downpours that blessed us. And Tom and Isabel as it turned out. They even went out of their way to break the door locks in case anyone wanted to walk in and see their handiwork.

Or perhaps help themselves to some handfuls of mouse shit.

Now I know that Megan Woodfine and their other patsies are all going to leap to Tom and Isabel’s defense. "Oh, telling the truth about Tom Gush and Isabel Parent is bullying to them!"  

Suck on it bitches. 

It’s true. 

Pictures were taken by the cleaning staff the rumour mill says. Some folks were actually unlucky enough to have viewed those pictures. Those are the same people who won't be eating from Tom and Isabel Parent’s kitchen table. Too bad their children can't say the same thing.

Perhaps Tom Gush and Isabel Parent don't have the time to clean their home because they are forced to walk around the park deceiving Fernbrook about how undesirable their neighbours are. 

Some of those deceptions revolve around how certain undesirable neighbours don’t take care of their homes. How those homes are completely filled with garbage.

But I bet Tom and Isabel never mentioned to their audiences how they had birds living in their eaves. How their outdoor light fixtures were filled with bird’s nests. How it took them eighteen months to take down some eaves trough dangling from the side of their sublet trailer. How their lot was filled with more weed than an episode of 'Weeds'. And, no doubt, Tom Gush And Isabel Parent failed to mention the unkempt state of their trailer. A trailer with a mold encrusted bathroom. A trailer with kitchen cupboards and drawers filled with mouse shit.

And it had to be mouse shit because there is just no way anyone would move out of a home and leave behind heaping piles of delicious chocolate sprinkles.

So, if Isabel Parent and Tom Gush serve you a nice tasty dish don’t forget to ask for some sprinkles… I’m sure they still have some handy. 

And for those of you who haven’t all ready drank their Kool-aid you might as well become part of the crowd. Join our resident 'Jim Jones' and ask for a cup of that as well. He'll be more than  happy to top up your glass.