Trash Talking Ramped Up at Fernbrook Resort Freelton on Christmas Eve

Trash Talking Ramped Up at Fernbrook Resort on Christmas Eve

Taking out the trash at Fernbrook Resort

You’d think that Christmas Eve would be the one time that folks would try to be polite to others what, with Santa Claus coming to town and all that… unfortunately that wasn’t the case in the Grand Nation of Fernbrook Resort this Christmas Eve.

Nope                                                                                 

A few of the neighbors banded together to spread some Christmas gossip with some of the tourist trade. Particularly about one neighbor’s home which, according to them, is just chock full of garbage. And they made sure to point this out repeatedly throughout the evening to all the tourists traipsing through town. And of course the Horrible Boobs (read past Secretes of Fenrbrook Resort to familiarize themselves with their antics) got into the game too. Pointing out other places on the property filled with trash.

If this was a Walt Disney movie no doubt it would star Pluto (for out of this world comments), Goofy (for the silly ideas) and Mickey Mouth (for the nonstop trash talking).

An irate Mickey Mouth dissing neighbors

Walt Disney's
lovable Pluto
(pre-rabies picture)

Walt Disney's Goofy
talking out his ass

[NOTE – for those who don’t know, the actual Disney character is Mickey Mouse we used ‘Mouth’ instead of ‘Mouse’ as a shout out to our many fans and readers in the lisping community. Lith-pers, YOU ROCK!]

[NOTE TWO – trash talking is a double entendre… think about it].

Neighbor's trash pile at Fernbrook Resort

Halloween Costume? Nope - just a
neighbor finally cleaning out their home

Truthfully one of the critical does have a right to complain as, after being a Fernbrook National for twenty-five years, they finally decided to part with some of their trash. Yeah, that’s right, after twenty-five years they finally decided to clean their home. Though the refuse was so toxic that the garbage men (and women) wouldn’t touch it. As a result they had to hire some good ole boys to come in and take out a quarter century’s worth of garbage. Although I guess they ran out of garbage bags because they sure missed a steaming mound of… But wow, clean your house once every quarter century and that makes you a saint. Go figure.

And at least they keep their yard clean. Yup, every February 29^th between the hours of 2:00 and 2:05 AM they clean their yard. Whether it needs sprucing up or not. Isn’t that nice of them? I bet you wish you had neighbors like that? Now if they could just repaint that classic 1982 Lada that sits on their front lawn and that they use as a guest room they’d be the envy of the Fernbrook nation.

In fact this neighboring family is so fastidious that they even own a washing machine. They purchased it over ten years ago. Of course they haven’t actually gotten around to hooking it up to water and plugging it in yet but hey, who are we to criticize such saintly people.

In fact who are we to judge our critics at all, having less than twelve years of garbage and trash in our poor home by comparison. Perhaps in twenty-five years we’ll get the last laugh.

Merry Christmas?

A little bit late for that. But we’re certainly on our way to a Happy New Year.  

How to say Happy New Year at Fernbrook Resort Freelton?