Monday, May 1, 2017

Homicidal Humor is Killer Funny to Fernbrook Resort Freelton Residents



Homicidal Humor is Killer Funny to Fernbrook Resort Freelton Residents






The Undesirable  Neighbours had an unusual tale to tell today. Their vehicle has trouble keeping air in its tires. Repeatedly. As a result they’ve made several trips to the local Canadian Tire in search of a remedy.

“I can see you’ve been in here before about this same problem,” the Canadian Tire guy asked the Undesirable Neighbour.

“Yeah, several times” replied the Undesirable Fernbrook Neighbour. “Strange how they all seem to lose the same amount of air at the exact same time. Quite a coincidence.”

“Perhaps… But have you ever thought that your vehicle’s tires are losing air because someone is purposely letting the air out?”

“Letting the air out? Oh, you mean like a joke?” The Undesirable Neighbour laughed. “That is funny. Ha ha ha ha,” laughed the neighbour.

“It’s not funny if you don’t notice it and go out for a drive,” replied the unsmiling Canadian Tire employee. “You could lose control and get in an accident. Perhaps hit a pedestrian… another car… maybe even a busload full of kids on their way to school. It’s not a joke for someone to do this. You could hurt or perhaps kill somebody.”

“You’re right. That’s not funny.”

“Whosever doing that should have their head examined. It’s just plain stupid behavior. Tell you what since you’ve been in here before for this same problem I’ll comp you on it. But keep an eye on it… if not for your own sake than for the sake of those out there on the roads.”

Which we can all agree was very nice of Canadian Tire.

Not just the comping but the good advice. Check the air in your tires before heading out on the road or you could hurt someone.

I guess that homicidal humour isn’t killer funny after all. Unless you’re a resident of Fernbrook Resort Freelton. A car accident that hurt or killed innocents I’m sure they would find that side splittingly hilarious.

Crazy.

 Isn’t it?          

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