One Good Old Boy's Mickey Mouse Criminal Designs
for Fernbrook Resort Freelton?
Some time ago it was alleged that a
mickey mouse plan to shorten out a certain Undesirable Neighbour’s allotted
time on this earth was in the works. That plan, however, did not come to
fruition as a certain Family in Woodbridge issued a stern ‘hands off warning’.
The good ole boys of Fernbrook Resort
Freelton seem to have forgotten that warning.
Yes, over the last several days a
certain good ole boy has been loudly mouthing off non-stop about a certain
Undesirable Neighbours make.
He’s been loudly complaining about an
Undesirable Neighbour who was sawing. Yeah, that’s right this good ole baby has
been crying the blues because neighbour undesirable sawed a piece of wood or
whatever. And it disturbed him. Strangely however another neighbour blared
their stereo continuously for fourteen and one half hours one recent Saturday
afternoon and Sunday morning and monsieur hypocrite was quite fine with that.
Nor did this good ole hypocrite complain when that same neighbour cranked up
the tuneage for another six hours the very next Saturday. Not one complaint. No,
this good ole crybaby’s complaint was that a neighbour sawed a piece of
wood.
Boo hoo hoo hoo.
But that’s not all. A petition that
Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s biggest crybaby originated to evict neighbour
undesirable was turned down. For the moment. Which gave this good ole boy
something good to cry some more about.
Boo hoo hoo hoo
But that’s still not all. Nope.
Allegedly this good ole boy has been discussing plans to clean out the
Undesirable Neighbour’s home. A robbery. He alleged that a plan was long in
place to rob a home here in Fernbrook Resort. But that crime never took place
he alleged because ‘I’ had steadfastly refused to permit ‘T’ to knock off the
joint. But ‘I’, Fernbrook Resort’s godfather of crime, has now given the thumbs
up. It has been alleged that ‘T’ has said that they can easily pick the lock of
the home. Allegedly ‘T’ wants to grab the computer in order to gain passwords
etc. and erase information about incriminating acts pertaining to them
published on the internet. It has also been alleged that ‘T’ said that they
know that “there is money in there”. Of course there is. It was alleged that a
certain ‘P’ was going to help out. And someone with the initial ‘M’ alleged
that they had dibs on the ‘cast brass’ contents of the garden shed.
As usual the plan calls for execution
either in the early AM hours of a Monday morning or else in the early AM of a
Thursday morning.
Not much anyone can do but sit back and
wait to see if it’s simply a canard or fait accompli.
Like we said before a certain good ole
boy was warned by the Family in Woodbridge to leave the Undesirable Neighbour
alone. Unfortunately that certain good ole boy has forgotten that warning.
Boo hoo hoo hoo
Oh, that’s not the Undesirable Neighbour
crying over being robbed. It’s the sound coming from a certain home that has a
little less joy in it after receiving a reminder.
And no, this isn’t their reminder.
But it is a belle plan. It is a belle
plan indeed.
Boo hoo hoo hoo hoo
