It’s a Charlie Brown Halloween for Fernbrook Resort Freelton

It’s a Charlie Brown Halloween for Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Well, it’s just about that time of year when everybody dresses up and tries to scare the pants (and dresses) off of everybody else.

And at Fernbrook Resort in Freelton it’s no different.

Everyone’s discussing how they’re going to dress for the big Halloween party and it seems like everyone is going as either a Dominatrix or a Submissive. Which is strange because I thought we were supposed to wear costumes.

It was suggested that I dress as Charlie Brown.

So I guess I won’t be in need of a costume either.

And at first I took no little offense at being told I dress like Charlie Brown. But after researching the famous child thespian I’ve come to quite a different conclusion. Because according to my internet sources Charles ‘Don’t Call Me Charlie’ Brown is quite the character:    

- A convicted bigamist, having married women in four US states, Romania and Guatemala.
- Is in arrears for child support payments for his thirteen children
- Was a recently indicted for providing financial support to both Boko Haram and ISIS.
- An outspoken opponent of Canine-Feline intermarriage he assaulted The Cat in the Hat at a Rally supporting such marital unions.

So he’s much more bad ass then Alfalfa of ‘the Little Rascals’ fame.

And he dresses better too!

So I guess this Halloween I’ll be dressing like Charlie Brown.

I just hope no one comes as the Cat in the Hat.