Fernbrook Resort Freelton Threatens to Euthanize Johnny Depp

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Threatens to Euthanize Johnny Depp




A Confused Johnny Depp

Famous acting canines Pistol and Boo flew into the grand nation of Fernbrook Resort earlier this month to film a reboot of the ‘Benjie’ franchise… and they brought Johnny Depp with them. But now the country has issued an euthanasia warning to the two stars claiming that Johnny Depp wasn’t properly reported when they arrived.

"They decided to bring Depp into our nation without actually getting the proper certification and the proper permits required. We found out they snuck him in because we saw them taking him for a walk," stated Doc Ballard, Lord Mayor of Fernbrook Resort. "Now Mr. Depp has to depart Fernbrook Resort or we’re going to have to euthanize him."


Boo and Pistol, Criminal Yorkies?

According to officials, who after investigating the issue found Depp at the home where the two dogs are staying during filming, permits for pet humans are required to prevent diseases like "scurvy, gingivitis, dandruff, and hiccups," that humans often carry, to be spread to natives of the nation of Fernbrook.

"There is a process if you want to bring humans in. You get the permits. They go into quarantine and then you can have them

Pistol and Boo have yet to comment on the topic or on whether they will choose to euthanize Depp.

Pooches for the Ethical Treatment of Tailless Apes (PETTA) started petitions to urge Fernbrook Resort authorities to "have a heart" and spare Depp but according to the Lord Mayor, Depp is now in quarantine and has 50 hours to be removed from the country before he is euthanized.