US President
Donald Trump to Jumpstart Construction on Border Wall with Fernbrook Resort
Freelton
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| Donald Trump Wall Cop |
In the pre-election run-up United
States Presidential Candidate Donald Trump made some strong comments (reference:
http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/07/real-estate-mogul-donald-trump-takes.html)
about the tiny canine ruled nation of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.
And now newly-elected US
President Donald Trump is preparing to act on those comments with the
announcement that he will use his executive authority on Wednesday to
jumpstart construction of his proposed U.S.-Fernbrook Resort Freelton border
wall.
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| US President Donald Trump announces his proposed wall of cheese will be 'gnaw proof'. |
On his personal Twitter
account Tuesday night, Trump tweeted: "HA HA HA Fernbrook Resort Freelton, Tomorrow
my large wall becomes a reality! I told you that I would build it. And now I am
building it. HA HA HA HA HA! Now if you could just send a certified cheque for
construction costs care of ‘The Donald’ to my new Pennsylvania Avenue address
then we’re all set."
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| President Trump's Wall of Cheese prototype sits on the west lawn of the White House. |
When Twitter advised the
President that his message exceeded the allowed number of characters Trump
threatened to build a wall made entirely of baloney around their downtown
Encino office. AND, he would make them pay for it.
The President was also asked
who would be building the Frernbrook Resort Freelton wall and he indicated that
he would be hiring cheap illegal Mexican labour.
Said Trump, “Slave labour
is what made America Great! But until I repeal that amendment that abolished
slavery I’m going to use illegal immigrants. I’ve used illegal immigrant labour
before and I’d be proud to do it again. And not only do illegal Mexicans work
harder than Americans, they also work cheaper… you can pay them with tacos, balled
up socks and shiny metal objects and they’re quite happy. Best of all, once
they finish the wall around Fernbrook Resort they’re going to be building
border walls to stop the flow of illegal immigrants to the United States from
Narnia, Atlantis, Cleveland and that place where Sponge Bob Square Pants lives.”
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| "What did my people ever do to the United States?" asks activist SpongeBob SquarePants. |
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| the Lord Mayor of Fernbrook Resort, Doc Ballard, seems unimpressed with US plans to build a large wall of cheese to surround his moribund nation. |
When His Worship the Right
Honourable Lord Mayor of Fernbrook Resort and the Earl of Purina, Doc Ballard,
was asked for a comment he barked sarcastically, “yeah, that’s right, I sent Trump
a certified cheque for the full amount just the other day. I sure hope it doesn’t
get lost in the mail… because then he couldn’t pay all those illegal Mexican
immigrants to build His precious wall of cheese. Ha HA HA HAH,” His Worship
barked before jumping off the podium to chase a squirrel around a tree.
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| Fernbrook Resort Freelton residents practicing scaling the United States proposed 'Wall of Cheese' |
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