ATTENTION. Indecent Exposure: The Sex Life of a Rhode Island Red Roosting at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

ATTENTION. Indecent Exposure: The Sex Life of a Rhode Island Red Roosting at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Is the Great and Powerful Rooster not as virile as he crows?

For those who are unfamiliar with Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s infamous Rhode Island Red you should know that she is Fernbrooks Queen of Indecent Exposure. She enjoys exposing her mammary glands and pubic regions to Undesirable Neighbours…

…and especially so when her liege lord the famous Great and Powerful Rooster orders her to.

Bossing Rhode Island Red titillates Rooster. Making him feel even more powerful. In fact Rooster has even had public pseudo sex with her. He faked an act of sexual congress in public to prove he was all male. 

"I'm so tired of noodles every night," said Red, "Couldn't I have a tube steak for a change?"

But that isn’t really sex now is it? Indecently exposing yourself to others on command. Fake sex. No. To get the story on Rhode Island Red’s sexual proclivities we spoke with her chicks. Well, we didn’t speak with, they were actually speaking with their friends and we just happened to be in earshot. And the kids were discussing – in quite graphic detail – the toys she used and the get ups her and Rooster would dress up in. 

However we’re not going to get into all the toys and leathers and whips and handcuffs and etc etc etc this episode.

Does this remind you of a not so great and powerful rooster?

Though, apparently, according to Rhode Island Red, the Great and Powerful Rooster is a “limp noodle” at the best of times. And the best of times are few and far between. This is what she said to the Blue Hen of Delaware and the Fallen Saint a while back.

Getting back to the kids… I think it is important that children of the appropriate age are given proper sexual information. 

BUT do you really want your kids walking around Fernbrook Resort Freelton discussing your personal and private sexual habits WITH OTHER CHILDREN?

Most adults wouldn’t.

"The only rise I can get is by indecently exposing myself," confirms Rhode Island Red.

But if you are the kind of chicken who indecently exposes yourself to others on command than more than likely you don’t mind all the adults and all the children knowing and publicly discussing your sexual peccadilloes.

You want ATTENTION.

And if it takes attention to pacify Rhode Island Red and the Great and Powerful Rooster and their appaulingly dimwitted friends then Attention you shall have.