That “Is a belle picture” Fernbrook Resort Freelton Residents Exclaim proudly!

That “Is a belle picture” Fernbrook Resort Freelton Residents Exclaim proudly!   

     

Fernbrook Resort residents confirm that this adored work of art 'Is a belle picture'.

Residents of Fernbrook Resort Freelton were as pleased as bowl of spiked punch at a junior prom when the latest work of art by the nation’s leading painter, Rhode Island Red, was unveiled last week. Previously known for decorating the country’s heavy equipment and machinery with paint and glitter under cover of darkness this is a new direction for the artist.

"I'm a famous artist," clucked Rhode Island Red.

Painted on the side of a dilapidated structure the picture has been proudly titled “Giving You the Finger Ha Ha Ha Ha” and shows a balled up fist with only the middle finger showing, standing straight and erect.

“I haven’t seen anything standing straight or erect since only god knows when…  truth be told I’d settle for just a finger once in a while… how I only wish I could get a finger once in a while… even a little one, you know… like a pinky” Rhode Island Red said wistfully referring to her significant other, the Great and Powerful Old Wet Noodle, “but that ship has sailed. And it’s not coming home any time soon. Nosireeeee… that boat is gone, Whooooweee…. So, instead, I decided to give the finger to Fernbrook. It says so much about me. And about who I am as a chicken.”

"Upon closer inspection this is not art," declared critic Arthur Critique

Art critics however were not as impressed with the painting.

Said Arthur Critique Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s renowned art critic, “this looks like it was painted between the hours of 11 AM and 12 PM on a Saturday morning by someone still heavily influenced by alcohol after a night of hard drinking and snorting Captain Crunch.”

     

"Hey kids snort a bowl of me and you can fail art class too!" 

Psychologist ‘Special’ Ed Jeung remarked that, “clearly this was done by someone who is petty and childish. Upset that they couldn’t have their own way they painted this as a revenge. Oneupmanship. Then, to hide the picture’s true intent and hidden symbolism, called it art.”

 

“Don’t call me Art… its Arthur,” interrupted Arthur Critique huffily.

“I wasn’t calling you ‘Art’ I was saying that the picture wasn’t art,” replied Special Ed.

“Oh, well, that is something that we can both definitely agree on.”

“They can just kiss my ass,” replied Rhode Island Red hopefully. “Seriously. I am not kidding. They can both kiss my ass. At the same time. Or they can take turns. In fact if you could just slip them my address… or perhaps give them my cell that would be fantastic. Please… Pretty please?” she trailed off desperately.

The aforementioned work of art is to be moved indoors to Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s world belittled “I Can’t Believe it’s an Art Gallery,” located at the intersection of Biteme and Now.

Fernbrook Resort Freelton's 'Art Gallery' serves as a car wash Monday's through Friday's.