Does a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon Identify the Mentally Ill? Or Just a Pair of Horrible Boobs?

Does a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon Identify the Mentally Ill? Or Just a Pair of Horrible Boobs?

I see a bad a moon a rising...

It’s been said that a Full Moon brings out the craziness in people. Is that true? I don’t know. So you’ll have to be the judge after reading this entertaining tail err... tale of questionable behaviours.

Now, in times of war a Great and Powerful Rooster’s work is never done. And Rooster’s latest salvo? That the Undesirable Neighbours have severe mental problems. And should be professionally examined.

Coincidentally, Rooster is the kind of chicken who mocks people because of their vertical challenges, because of their low rent job, because they can’t handle their drink, because… well anything is a reason to prove how superior He is to others. But He never says anything to their face. To their face He is always their friend. So He can control them. What a great friend! Some people at Fernbrook Resort Freelton don’t know who their real friends are. So they side with the chickens. Which is sad.

But if a Great and Powerful Rooster can mock the behaviours of others then maybe it’s time that Rooster (and His family’s) behaviours were brought under the microscope as well.

"The Great and Powerful Rooster controls the weak-minded of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Now, according to one Undesirable Neighbour family, Rhode Island Red likes to sunbathe topless in her yard. They’ve never said anything because hey it’s a free country. What a person does on their own property is their own private business. Rhode Island Red even told Rooster that she was sunbathing topless. And He gave His permission. AS long as the Undesirable Neighbour didn’t see her. Because, “I don’t want them seeing her tit-tays, only I can see them.” And yes, He uses the juvenile accented form of referring to a woman’s breasts when speaking of same. Red replied that, “they didn’t see anything. They were out working in another part of the yard.”

But the Undesirable Neighbour did see. And did overhear their later conversation. But out of politeness and neighborliness did not say anything. So as not to cause problems.

Strangely, many months after this incident, the Great and Powerful Rooster ordered Rhode Island Red to flounce around publicly topless when they knew the Undesirable Neighbour would see her. Which she rushed to do. And which resulted in a Secrets of Fernbrook Resorts story: The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton?  (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/the-most-horrible-pair-of-boobs-in.html)

But that’s not the end of it… it gets worse.

Earlier this year the Undesirable Neighbour was given a Full Moon display by Rhode Island Red. Yeah, she bent right over 180 degrees stark naked and displayed herself to the Undesirable Neighbour. A complete and long lasting full moon. Everything was on display. According to the Undesirable Neighbour he thought it was an accident and quickly turned away as if nothing had happened. But then he heard Rooster say, “Rats, I guess he didn’t see.”

What kind of person would show their neighbour a full moon?

However the Undesirable Neighbour did see. Though never spoke of it out of not wanting to identify Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s most horrible pair of boobs.

But after being told of Rooster questioning the sanity of some Undesirable Neighbours… he decided to shed some light on the mental health issues faced by the Great and Powerful of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

Which we have passed on because discussing mental illnesses is the first step to a cure.

Because imagine being such a control freak that you can order your significant other to display herself naked in front of others. That certainly doesn’t seem normal.

And if someone purposely exposes themselves to others… is that normal?

"I'll show you mine even if you don't show me yours," crowed Rhode Island Red'

Still, this doesn’t clear up the mental health issues of one certain Undesirable Neighbour.

But it certainly looks like a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon may have identified at least two chickens who may have mental health issues worthy of examination.

And a horrible pair of boobs to boot.

Get your mind out of the gutter, this is a full moon. Two of them in fact.

Fernbrook Resort Freeltons Selects Cowardly Lion From Wizard of Oz as National Spokesperson

Fernbrook Resort Freeltons Selects Cowardly Lion From Wizard of Oz as National Spokesperson

  

"Why did they have to pick me? Why couldn't they have picked someone else?

If you’re a frequent visitor to the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort Freelton there can be no doubt then that you are quite familiar with the many incidents of theft, vandalism, bullying, harassment faeces flinging and so forth that are increasingly frequent occurrences in this once law-abiding nation. 

Incidents which are of concern to some individuals in Fernbrook Resort.

And a concern of one individual in particular.

Though it’s not the awful incidents themselves that concern this one individual. They are quite pleased with them. Their many crimes. And their selves in fact. No. What concerns this one individual is that someone has been writing of the incidents. Keeping a public record. On the internet. And this record has so concerned the one individual that, in 2014, they approached the management of Fernbrook Resort Freelton and wanted a new rule instituted. 

And that rule?   

People are not allowed to write about the Grand Nation of Fernbrook Resort.

Seriously. That was their request. I’m not joking.

Of course management replied: “No.” Which infuriated that one individual. 

So what did that one individual do next?

They contacted Google (more than once), the repository where the previously mentioned record was being recorded. Asking Google to remove the record from the internet. “Why?” Google asked. Because they claimed that they were being unfairly maligned. Slander and so forth. Google responded by asking the simple question, “Is your name *******? Or is any one at Fernbrook Resort named *******?” Of course there isn’t. And so Google declined to take any action.

Which left legal action as the next recourse.

So the one individual dragged their significant other to a lawyer. On more than one occasion they’ve done this. Again, claiming slander and harassment and so forth. And, after listening to their tale of woe their counsel asked, “Why do you think this is about you?” Whereby the one individual replied, “I don’t think it’s about me its everyone else thinks it’s about me.”

Some pretty specious reasoning there. 

And the lawyer said, well, unless your name is *******… or ******* is your nickname… than it’s not slander. 

The lawyer also asked how they had determined the identity of the author. Of course the one individual had no proof other than that to say they knew it was an undesirable neighbour writing this and that everyone knows it’s them that’s doing it. The lawyer said unless this neighbour of undesirability had admitted to it, they had no proof of authorship. 

On another visit the one individual told the lawyer that good name of Fernbrook was being dragged through the mud (because we all know that there are no potholes, crime etc. in Fernbrook). But the lawyer said it was part of fair use. Nothing could be done. 

When the one individual was in the lawyer’s office he heard staff reading something from the internet about Fernbrook Resort’ and laughing loudly. Which made him unhappy. And more determined than ever to get rid of the Undesirable Neighbour. 

So, this one individual came up with a plan to reveal the identity of the author. And that is how this tale: The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton?(http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/the-most-horrible-pair-of-boobs-in.html) came about. Immediately after its publishing the one individual rushed to their lawyer and said, “Aha, we were slandered again… AND I have proof of identity!” after explain what they had done and a quick review of the post, the lawyer replied that this was not proof of anything. Then the lawyer got upset, defended Neighbour Undesirable and said, “listen, every time you do something the neighbour writes about it and then you run down here crying about them. If you left the neighbour alone the neighbour wouldn’t have anything to write about.”

Needless to say that didn’t go over well with the one individual.

So the next move was to get the neighbours roused and petition to get Neighbour Undesirable removed because they were, ummm, well, undesirable.

And the one individual did get some support. In fact one his puppets, a good ole boy, went over and asked neighbour Common Sense to help get Neighbour Undesirable evicted. Common Sense replied, “I don't mind them. Why don’t you guys just leave them alone?” And the one individual’s puppet, his mickey mouse attempt ruined, walked away in tears.

(You know what I think? I think if this mickey mouse puppet was offended by Neighbour Undesirable than they should confront them and say, “Hey, would you stop doing that offensive thing? It offends me and my significant other.” Or they could just walk over and beat the crap out of Neighbour Undesirable (who is a wimp and a pussy by the way). Anything other, such as backstabbing, shows this mickey mouse individual to be a gutless coward.)   

This one individual has also approached on-site management (and asked their puppets to do the same) to say that Fernbrook is being slandered. Trying to manipulate the manager to do something. To no avail so far. The one individual claimed that Neighbour Undesirable was tossing dog faeces into the pavilion. Allegedly the manager replied, “well, if you’d clean up after your dog they’re be no faeces for them to toss – would there?” Which made the one individual run off in tears. 

With these plans shattered the one individual decided to conduct a new multi-pronged campaign. Part of the plan was the significant other cosying up and playing friendly to other neighbours so that they could be easily manipulated. This worked with one appauling recruit in particular. Being of questionable intelligence I don’t blame the appauling recruit. In fact the appauling recruit is so appauling that he has loudly threatened to, “kick Neighbour Undesirable’s ass.” On more than one occasion he has been heard to publicly exclaim this. But the appauling puppet has never followed through on the threat. I can only guess that he’s a coward. Otherwise he would have kicked that pussy wimp Neighbour Undesirable’s ass. Or maybe he’s just not smart enough to find the ass part of the human anatomy in order that it may be suitably kicked. Probably both.   

And of course there are the theft allegations against Neighbour Undesirable. No one has actually seen the undesirable steal anything but they have been convicted and found guilty. With no evidence ever presented. And now every eye is on the land waiting to catch the thief and get them tossed. Conversely, an admitted thief is the originating and first accuser of Neighbour Undesirable. If I had proof a person was stealing than I would confront them and ask them to stop.

Unfortnately, at Fernbrook Resort, the only proof you’ll find is on the label of a half empty liquor bottle.

The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton Did Get More Horrible!

The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton Did Get More Horrible!

Do you remember such frightening Fernbrook tales as "The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton?" (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/the-most-horrible-pair-of-boobs-in.html) and "Did The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton Just Get A Little More Horrible?" (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/07/did-most-horrible-pair-of-boobs-in.html) where questions were posed regarding horrible boobs?

Well the answer just became clear and that answer is YES! Horrible boobs can get more horrible.

What happened?

Well that once Potential Horrible Boob Job has lived up to it’s potential and committed to the surgery, officially becoming a third mammary gland.

Charlene Chiclet's reaction to the horrible boobs at Fernbrook Resort

What happened again?

Lurch -
Fernbrook Resort's newest horrible boiob

Well, instead of hiding behind a fence or casting names at a distance this time the former Potential Horrible Boob Job now known as (Lurch in order that it might be differentiated from the original two horrible boobs) cowered inside a coop and loudly threw out a couple of names. Before it rushed out of the coop and proudly lurched down and then back up the street... congratulating itself on both its bravery and its intelligence I guess. Not many chickens can throw out words that have two syllables [(see: "Abnormal Behaviors in Domesticated Fowl by Hamilton Hickman"  [(http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/08/abnormal-behaviors-in-domesticated-fowl.html)].



I would say that this is about to turn ugly – but clearly when you’re dealing with the nation’s most tasteless tits it’s much too late for that.
Let the games begin.

Did The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton Just Get A Little More Horrible?

Did The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton Just Get A Little More Horrible?

Now Playing: Two Horrible Boobs - The Sequel?

Remember: http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/the-most-horrible-pair-of-boobs-in.html?

And ask yourself... can a horrible pair of boobs get any more horrible?

Well apparently they can.

How?

By simply grafting a third boob somewhere close to the original pair .

And that appears to be exactly what this horrible pair of boobs may have done. We say may because you hate to jump to conclusions.

For the last forty hours or so the gardens of been both horrible boob free and feces flinging free… a remarkable accomplishment though no Guinness World Record. (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/07/no-guinness-book-of-world-records-dog.html)

And then what happened?

Potential Horrible Boob Job?

Well, during an afternoon of sporting, allegedly Rooster was crowing to the Potential Horrible Boob Job about some annoying neighbours… the ones who complain when Rooster flings feces on their property, or self-righteously complain about his other harassment’s.

Then, not too long after Rooster’s whines, the Potential Horrible Boob Job walks out of Rooster’s home and struts back and forth very loudly uttering profanities and insults to an empty yard. Though some adjoining yards weren’t empty.

Now you hate to jump to conclusions and if it had just been random profanities then hey, maybe Potential Horrible Boob Job (PHBJ) was just blowing off some steam. But when you add in the insults… insults that you would not call yourself but some have no trouble tossing at others… well, either PHBJ was mad at himself… or PHBJ wanted someone else in particular to hear.

Someone who Rooster has been desperately trying to have evicted from the Grand Nation of Fernbrook Resort.

And knowing Rooster’s proclivity of manipulating those he feels are less intelligent than himself which includes all children, selected women and anyone who falls for his chicken in wolf's clothing O-poor-me-please-won’t-you-help-me spiel… then perhaps this was no simple coincidence.

Why?

By manipulating others to do his harassment Rooster can crow, "It wasn’t me!" and escape unscathed.

Unfortunately that’s not the way it works.

This is a situation where there are no winners.

Just losers.

But if you want to see who the true Loser is… just look in the mirror.

Because Loser, thy face is you.

A picture is worth a thousand words