Does a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon Identify the Mentally Ill? Or Just a Pair of Horrible Boobs?

Does a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon Identify the Mentally Ill? Or Just a Pair of Horrible Boobs?

I see a bad a moon a rising...

It’s been said that a Full Moon brings out the craziness in people. Is that true? I don’t know. So you’ll have to be the judge after reading this entertaining tail err... tale of questionable behaviours.

Now, in times of war a Great and Powerful Rooster’s work is never done. And Rooster’s latest salvo? That the Undesirable Neighbours have severe mental problems. And should be professionally examined.

Coincidentally, Rooster is the kind of chicken who mocks people because of their vertical challenges, because of their low rent job, because they can’t handle their drink, because… well anything is a reason to prove how superior He is to others. But He never says anything to their face. To their face He is always their friend. So He can control them. What a great friend! Some people at Fernbrook Resort Freelton don’t know who their real friends are. So they side with the chickens. Which is sad.

But if a Great and Powerful Rooster can mock the behaviours of others then maybe it’s time that Rooster (and His family’s) behaviours were brought under the microscope as well.

"The Great and Powerful Rooster controls the weak-minded of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Now, according to one Undesirable Neighbour family, Rhode Island Red likes to sunbathe topless in her yard. They’ve never said anything because hey it’s a free country. What a person does on their own property is their own private business. Rhode Island Red even told Rooster that she was sunbathing topless. And He gave His permission. AS long as the Undesirable Neighbour didn’t see her. Because, “I don’t want them seeing her tit-tays, only I can see them.” And yes, He uses the juvenile accented form of referring to a woman’s breasts when speaking of same. Red replied that, “they didn’t see anything. They were out working in another part of the yard.”

But the Undesirable Neighbour did see. And did overhear their later conversation. But out of politeness and neighborliness did not say anything. So as not to cause problems.

Strangely, many months after this incident, the Great and Powerful Rooster ordered Rhode Island Red to flounce around publicly topless when they knew the Undesirable Neighbour would see her. Which she rushed to do. And which resulted in a Secrets of Fernbrook Resorts story: The Most Horrible Pair of Boobs in Fernbrook Resort Freelton?  (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/the-most-horrible-pair-of-boobs-in.html)

But that’s not the end of it… it gets worse.

Earlier this year the Undesirable Neighbour was given a Full Moon display by Rhode Island Red. Yeah, she bent right over 180 degrees stark naked and displayed herself to the Undesirable Neighbour. A complete and long lasting full moon. Everything was on display. According to the Undesirable Neighbour he thought it was an accident and quickly turned away as if nothing had happened. But then he heard Rooster say, “Rats, I guess he didn’t see.”

What kind of person would show their neighbour a full moon?

However the Undesirable Neighbour did see. Though never spoke of it out of not wanting to identify Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s most horrible pair of boobs.

But after being told of Rooster questioning the sanity of some Undesirable Neighbours… he decided to shed some light on the mental health issues faced by the Great and Powerful of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

Which we have passed on because discussing mental illnesses is the first step to a cure.

Because imagine being such a control freak that you can order your significant other to display herself naked in front of others. That certainly doesn’t seem normal.

And if someone purposely exposes themselves to others… is that normal?

"I'll show you mine even if you don't show me yours," crowed Rhode Island Red'

Still, this doesn’t clear up the mental health issues of one certain Undesirable Neighbour.

But it certainly looks like a Fernbrook Resort Freelton Full Moon may have identified at least two chickens who may have mental health issues worthy of examination.

And a horrible pair of boobs to boot.

Get your mind out of the gutter, this is a full moon. Two of them in fact.