Another Karson Krausewitz Kommunique on the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Another Karson Krausewitz Kommunique on the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Well, we’ve been remiss in checking our e-mail.

And we promise to be more diligent in the future in respect of this.

And what did we find when we checked our e-mail? An incredibly insightful missive from everyone’s favorite tarred and feathered Belgian Diplomat Karson Krausewitz. And what awesome advice did the benighted Karson Krausewitz have for us?

“Stop your childish blogs and get a LIFE, get a JOB.Get out of your HOUSE. and do something productive. Instead of sitting on your ASS and writing these stupid story's that don't even happen. Maybe if”

Again, completely unedited.

But isn’t that great? He cares so much that he’s provided some thoughtful suggestions on how we might better improve ourselves.

1)      Stop your childish blogs

We’re not certain where this comes from.  Perhaps Karson would be kind enough to provide some more info in this respect.

2) Get a life.

Well, we have a life (although we don’t know for hjow much longer we will have one). But if we didn’t have a life however would we be able to document the strange goings on in the nation of Fernbrook Resort.

3) Get a job.

Well, we are gainfully employed. Wow, Karson really seems to be striking out here.

4) Get out of your house.

We’re always out of the house. Participating in the cat whacking festival as well as many other festivities that the great nation of Fernbrook Resort has to offer. Though we have avoided the always popular feces throwing fun.

5) Get off your ass.

We don’t own an ass. Or a mule. Or any other beast of burden.

6) Stop writing stupid stories that don’t happen.

The feces throwing by neighbours. The thefts. The vandalism. All happened. And there’s still more we haven’t yet discussed.

But after much thought, Karson Krausewitz is korrect. Our time would be better spent doing other things. So we promise to never ever ever write about Fernbrook Resort again.

Good bye everyone.

Wait a sec…

…what if that’s exactly what that diabolical genius that is that krazy Karson Krausewitz wants? No more stories about the daily life at the world’s most trailer infested nation.

Huh.

That double psychology just about fooled us.

Way to go Karson Krausewitz. But we’re on to you. And we promise. More and better stories about the grand nation of Fernbrook Resort as events transpire.

Hold on to your hats folks because the fun’s about to hit the fan.