Fernbrook Resort Freelton in Waffle Spat with Belgium

Fernbrook Resort Freelton in Waffle Spat with Belgium



An irate Karson Krausewitz

His Worship Doc Ballard,
Lord Mayor of Fernbrook Resoprt Freelton

The Exalted Nation of Fernbrook Resort rightly became the center of the breakfast world with its invention of the round waffle, an engineering feat which reduced breakfast food related tragedies by over two percent in the nation.

Hector Eggo, president of Fernbrook Resort’s
Agency for Breakfast Food Safety

Repeated Hector Eggo, newly crowned president of Fernbrook Resort’s Agency for Breakfast Food Safety: "…we invented a new waffle, one without any sharp corners. A waffle that was completely round. We called it the round waffle. Because it’s round."

Later to be renamed the ‘safety waffle’ it took the breakfast food world by storm. Earning the tiny nation hundreds of dollars in revenues.

Belgian version of the
Fernbrook Resort Safety Waffle

But all that seems ready to change with today’s announcement by the Belgian Minister of Waffle Affairs Chet Puddingmix. Said Puddingmix, "Today Belgium is issuing a newer and much safer version of the waffle…one slathered with real whipped cream… and padded with your choice of five different fruits for additional safety."

Cried Hector Eggo on hearing the news, "What the… Safer my ass! That’s nothing but a death waffle. What if a person has trouble digesting milk products? How are they supposed to stomach real whipped cream? Did they ever think of that? Those lactose tolerant bastards! And don’t even get me started on the inherent dangers of fresh fruits…"

Karson Krausewitz being
escorted from Fernbrook Resort

To get even with Belgium the Lord Mayor expelled Karson Krausewitz (Belgium’s Diplomatic Attache for Breakfast Foods) from the canine ruled nation for breakfast related espionage.

Screamed Krausewitz repeatedly as he was being tarred and feathered, "Like do you think this is fucking funny or something. Well its not!!."

Laughed His Worship Doc Ballard, "Oh yeah, it’s funny all right. And you’re the punchline! You are hereby expelled from the Grand Nation that is Fernbrook Resort. Begone."

Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel

When the Belgian Prime Minister Charles Michel was informed of the slight he replied with surprise, "What the hell is a Fernbrook Resort?"

"That’s exactly the reply I would expect from a nation of cough syrup drinkers," yipped Doc Ballard excitedly in response, "Here’s an idea, lay off the Robitussin and come up with your own inventions instead of stealing other peoples!"

Retorted Michel, "You just made my list Fernbrook Resort, right after Brazzaville. And Liechtenstein. Screw you Liechtenstein, we’re coming for you."

The Fernbrook Resort round waffle (popularly known as the safety waffle due to it's lack of sharp corners) has become the center of a diplomatic dispute between Fernbrook Resort and the cough syrup drinking natiion of Belgium.