War Against the Chickens (and other Horrible Boobs?) at Fernbook Resort Freelton?
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| Doc Ballard, Lord Mayor Of Fernbrook Resort: "I officially declare this war open for business!" |
Karson Krausewitz communicated as his defense:
“OHH REALLY. HMMM, how come if go look back at my comments and see that you have edited them to the nines. LIKE I SAID, GET A LIFE AND A JOB. Get out of your chair and off your computer. Ohh and also,”
Which is just a lie.
Which is not disturbing.
As one would expect nothing better from a disgraced gallus domesticus.
What is disturbing though is the fact that Krausewitz blatantly puts a lie in writing and then when caught red feathered, lies about lying.
That is disturbed.
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| Nostradamus working on his Quatrains |
And when coupled with last night, August 28th, which saw another petty act of senseless vandalism in the once proud nation of Fernbrook Resort…. There can be only one result - the Human Chicken War http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/08/human-chicken-war-looming-at-fernbrook.html and http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/human-chicken-war-looming-at-fernbrook.html , a war predicted by Nostradamus himself (and various other prophets) is now upon the nation of Fernbrook Resort as of this date, August 29, in the year of Our Lord 2015.
It is believed that the Rooster led chicken faction, for the most part, has shot their load. And so Rooster is glaringly impotent. A fact he carefully hides.
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| Fernbrook Resort Battle Chicken |
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| Rooster: Praying to its god for the miracle of potency |
While the other side of the fight has yet to fire a shot. And so are heavily armed.
So this will not be a war of attrition.
Or a war of taking prisoners and seizing plunder.
This is a war of scorch and burn. It defeated Napoleon. It defeated the Nazis. And, just perhaps, it will defeat a bunch of chickens, horrible boobs and a disgraced Belgian Diplomat.
Let the Festivities begin.
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| Even Fernbrook Resort Chicks are preparing to do battle |
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