Togo Leads Economic Boycott of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Economic Boycott of Fernbrook Resort Freelton Gains International Momentum

The latest international movement is aimed
squarely at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

The pummeling of Fernbrook Resort Freelton continues as a united world turns its wrath on the nation whose questionable behaviours on a number of fronts ranging from social interactions to canine feces terrorism have shocked the world. Since the immature behaviour of Fernbrook Resort citizens has hit world headlines the world has hit back hard at the tiny anti black fly nation. 

And now the hits are getting harder.

The powerful crouton importing nation of Togo was the first country to request that all of its nationals be placed on Fernbrook Resort’s “Do Not Acknowledge List”.

But Togo isn’t stopping there.

Because Togoans find the flinging of feces to be personally insulting. And non-hygienic as well.

A determined Togo president
calls for a boycott of Fernbrook Resort

Said Togo’s President, the Honourable Faure Gnassingbé, “such behaviour is childish and immature. No longer will Togo purchase any croutons or parsley from Fernbrook Resort Freelton. To support this nation economically would be an indirect support of its behaviour. I ask the world to unite behind the mighty nation of Togo and boycott Fernbrook Resort and its salad grade croutons and high quality parsley products.”

And the world is listening.

One of Fernbrook Resort Freelton's
many parsley fields.



Fernbrook Resort Freelton's
crouton mines operate 24 hours
a day non stop.



Within hours of Togo’s announcement several nations including Sao Tome and Principe, Botswana, Sri Lanka, the Territory of Christmas Island and Timor had all indicated their intent to join forces with the influential Togoans.

Said the Shire President of Christmas Island Foo Kee Heng when contacted in the nation’s capital Flying Fish Cove, “if the United States or Russia or France or one of those loser nations had suggested a boycott of Fernbrook Resort we wouldn’t even have considered it. But when the Mighty Togoans speak the world listens. You don’t want to get on the bad side of the Togoans.”



Foo Kee Heng: "You don't want to mess with the Togoans!"



For those who don’t know their history Togo successfully sued Togoland for infringing on the use of the word Togo, which Togo had copyrighted, causing the dissolution of Togoland and scattering its citizens to the four winds. Togo was also awarded $225 in damages which the nation wisely invested and still lives off of to this day.

Will the tiny nation of Fernbrook Resort and its most immature citizens also be scattered to the ends of the earth? Only time will tell.