Fernbrook Resort Freelton: Gush ing with Ap Pall ing Be haviour?

                                Fernbrook Resort Freelton: Gush ing  with  Ap Pall ing  Be haviour?

The Great and Powerful Rooster advertises his intelligence and his might!

Since late spring of this year of Our Lord 2016 the golf cart driving nation of Fernbrook Resort Freelton has sreeen an astounding increase in the flinging of dog feces.

But that’s not the only bad behavior that’s been on the increase.

Petty thefts and vandalism have also seen a gushing increase.

Which is appalling.

Previously we noted neighbors who had some lawn maintenance equipment mysteriously shorted of a nut and a hubcap.

Appalling!

Another young neighboring couple had decoration removed from their tricked out golf cart.

Appalling?

I don’t doubt it for a second.

And now the Great and Powerful Rooster has announced that he and an appalling friend are going to plunder all balls of red gold from a neighbor’s property. Rooster has been plotting to rob the neighbor for years but has been too chicken to carry out the plan by himself. And Yeah, that’s right, once again he has been openly plotting about robbing the neighbour. Preferably on a Monday or Thursday morning before sunup – between the hours of 2:00 AM and 6:00 AM. 

Ap pall ing?

You bet!

But after the theft they expect to be gush ing with cash.

So they’re desperate to complete the deed.

In fact at night the pair prowl around the property committing vandalous deeds. Other times they will peek into the neighbours shed and see what they have that they can take. 

And they do take.

And now they’ve gotten so bold that they’re planning to grab everything they can get away with. 

But since they’re silly enough to pre-announce their criminal acts we thought it would be best to publicly pre announce their plans.

Know what I think?

The Great and Powerful Rooster's most

appalling follower kind of resembles a troll doll... don't ya think?  

Probably not. Unless you’re one of those creepy psychotics. I mean psychics. But what I think is that the Great and Powerful Rooster and his appalling lickspittle instead of tossing dog feces, instead of trespassing, instead of vandalizing, instead of stealing, since they’re so tough, should just walk up to the neighbor and challenge them to a fight. 

If they don’t then they’re cowards.

And every single citizen of Fernbrook Resort Freelton who chances to happen upon this record will note that the appalling follower of Rooster and the the Great and Powerful Rooster himself are both cowards.

So put up or continue to act like appalling chickens you cowards.