More Turd Terrorism Reported at Feces Encrusted Fernbrook Resort Freelton

More Turd Terrorism Reported at Feces Encrusted Fernbrook Resort Freelton

One of the many faeces piles that dot
the landscape of scenic Fernbrook Resort

The chicken forces of the Great and Powerful Rooster have been striking repeated and daily episodes of Turd Terrorism at Fernbrook Resort Freelton citizens are reporting.

However a secret tete a tete between the Great and Powerful Rooster and his hen shed some light on the identity of the tosser in at least one attack.

A turd is worth a thousand words.

Rooster admitted knowledge of the incident when pressed by his hen but claimed that he was not the one who tossed the turd, that it was one of his loyal followers, a chicken by the name of ------.

Obviously we can not name the individual because it is only an unsubstantiated allegation. Not the tossing of the turd but the revelation of the identity by the Great and Powerful Rooster. Suffice to say that the tosser is a bona fide chicken.

Strange how Rooster would roll on a friend and name him without even a moment’s hesitation. Maybe Rooster isn’t a chicken at all but a stool pigeon. (Ha ha – when you think about it stool pigeon is actually a double entendre! Think about it.) 

All we can say about the identity of the accused is that the turd tossing terrorist is a chicken of action by night who, during the day, quietly stands pat.