Wire Tap Allegation Latest Salvo in Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton?
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| Does someone's significant other have a contagious venereal disease? |
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| OMG! Now I'll have to get myself checked! |
The Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton took a surprising turn when the forces of the Great and Powerful Rooster were accused of tapping the phones and electronic devices of their foes.
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| I didn't beleive it at first but then... |
The War centers on Rooster’s desperate attempts to evict neighbours that are not up to his high standards of faeces flinging, theft, vandalism etc.
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| ...and I just had a three way with them... |
As the accusation goes, initially Rooster had been using friends and acquaintances in Bromont, Quebec and Coteau-du-Lac (also in Quebec) for the tapping task but now it is alleged that the Great Rooster has ordered local management here in Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s Capital, Clubhouse City, to get involved. And it is alleged that they have acquiesced.
The purpose being to obtain information that would permit for undesirable non faeces flingers to be unceremoniously evicted from the nation of poo encrusted nation of Fernbrook Resort.
IIf true, what a great plan this is because we all no that information obtained via an illegally placed wiretap is a smart play. It's not like its a federal crime or anything
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| "I am so moving to Millgrove!" |
Because no lawyer would ever bother to ask how you managed to obtain the crucial information. They would just accept it at face value. A gift from the gods.
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| "No judicial authorization? No problemo!" says Fernbrook Resort Freelton's Chief Justice Donny Sparechange |
The only question that remains now is what information is it that Rooster is desperately searching for?
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