Telling the Truth May Lead to a Lawsuit at Hyper-Sensitive Fernbrook Resort Freelton
No doubt constant readers will
remember the true tale (see: http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2016/10/keep-your-hands-off-my-pussy-fernbrook.html)
of an unnamed Fernbrook Resort Freelton neighbor, referred to as the Silences, who,
allegedly, banned their family from conversing with Neighbour Undesirable. And
then confined their cat to the house when that same nieghbour was seen giving
the hungry pussy a few strokes of attention.
Well, the tale just got stranger.
"Boo hoo hoo hoo,: cried Nancy the neighbour, "Telling the truth about me has hurt my feelings!" |
Perhaps their name isn’t that good.
Anyway, their lawyer agreed with
them (not about their name being no good [though no doubt he suspects that] but
the part about being mortally defamed. That someone saying that an unnamed someone
similar to them that did not allow their family to talk to a neighbor or allow
their pussy out to be petted, was indeed grounds for a lawsuit.
But then if I was charging two
hundred bucks an hour no doubt I would agree with my client as well.
Though it does raise one question…
why on earth would anyone think that the aforementioned story was about them? …
Unless of course that is that they had actually told their family NOT to talk to
someone AND/OR suddenly stopped allowing their cat outside.
And if they did, then how can they
claim defamation? Or request damages?
Because in this particular instance the
truth is actually a defense against defamation.
And if the story is not true, how
can they prove the unnamed family in the story is actually them? And again if
they could ever do that, what damages could they expect when they did find the
name of whomever was spreading these awful and hideous slurs about them? Not
letting your pussy out to wander. INDEED! How hurtful. No doubt they’d win some
valuable pocket lint and a half eaten roll of Lifesavers™ because their feelings
were so so terribly hurt and they could no longer sleep at nights.
Hypothetically, if I were the
accused, I would ask the complainant just two questions. The first would be to
detail conversations that each member of that family had had with the accused.
And, the second, how often they allowed their pussy out for some air.
But I’m sure they would have some
sort of excuse for both if the responses were indeed negative. As I suspect
they would be.
Funny thing is… ever since that story ‘ “Keep Your Hands Off My Pussy!” Fernbrook Resort Freelton Neighbour Loudly Declares ’ was published not one resident in the Pine Cone Smoking Land of Fernbrook Resort Freelton has ever seen the Silences cat pussy footing around outside.
How’s that for a coincidence.
So good luck with that lawsuit. I
hope your shady lawyer bilks you worse than a guilty client in a John Grisham
novel. And I only hope that because you deserve it. And if you have any money
left over when the case is settled … Go buy yourself a case of hair conditioner
and a crate of epidermis thickener you whiny hypersensitive selective-memoried little
nancy.
"If someone would mind my cat I could find time to become a lawyer," remarked Carlene Coitus-Interruptus |
(On a
sidebar – did you know that in Ontario referring to someone a homosexual, gay, queer
etc. is grounds for a lawsuit. Defamation, mental anguish, harassment, loss of
affection etc. And if you’re fortunate you can settle out of court with a tidy untaxable
sum and retire (perhaps at a young age) and never have to work again?”)
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