Lengthy Human chicken War at Fernbrook Resort Freelton Comes to a Conclusion

Lengthy Human chicken War at Fernbrook Resort Freelton Comes to a Conclusion

"In your face humans, we have prevailed," clucked Ned Strawfoot

What happened to suddenly end the long running dispute that seemed destined to eclipse the One Hundred Years War in length?

The introduction of Reverse Psychology.



'I can't believe we lost,' said a stoic Colonel Harland Sanders, '
this is a finger licking bad day that will live in infamy'



The chicken side in the war discovered and harnessed that most potent of weapons, reverse psychology. And so the war is now officially over. The winning side fired a short verbal barrage that included the word ‘juvenile’ in describing the tactics of their opposition. Their opposition of course are all those who have complained about having animal feces and dead rodents repeatedly tossed on their properties. Those who have objected to thefts and vandalisms. Those who respond to verbal attacks with words of their own.     

Juvenile.

Yes, being referred to as juvenile for describing their tactics and poking some fun at them in the process was their deadly counterattack. A counterattack which was the perfect use of reverse psychology. How can one respond to the superior tactics and brain power of dog feces flingers et al after hearing such. Other than to give up and hang their heads in shame.

Oh, if only the losing side had discovered this potent weapon first and victory been theirs… what a better place the Grand Nation of Fernbrook Resort could have been.

But now dastardly deeds such as tossing feces, vandalism etc. etc. no doubt are going to be considered the height of sophistication in this new national order.

“And what are your plans for the weekend?” someone might enquire?

“We’re going dead rodent tossing.”



Well maybe if you fed me better my
bowel movements would improve!



“Oh? You’re out of feces?”

“Yeah our pets all have diarrhea and it’s just not congealing to a consistency that is suitable for flinging.”

“You poor thing!”

That’s what conversations are going to be like now. And if some were still to complain after such antics have become all the rage?

“You look sad today – what’s the matter?”

“It’s our neighbors. They’re upset that we throw dead rodents and animal excreta onto

their property. Can you imagine being forced to live next to such horrible people? Poor us!”

“They really don’t like it?”

“Yeah… In fact they’ve been making fun of us and trying to embarrass us into stopping. They are just so juvenile. Why don’t some people ever grow up?”

“You stay strong sister!”

Yeah, thanks to the use of reverse psychology these are the types of social interactions that are going to be de rigeur at Fernbrook Resort in Freelton. Because no one can defeat the power of reverse psychology. It embarrasses the opposition into submission by projecting their personal hidden fears, that they are juvenile, onto those that they detest.

Can you imagine if the Nazis had found and been able to discover this heretofore untapped arsenal?

We’d all be blond haired and blue eyed and goose-stepping to Broadway show tunes. (I wonder what the Nazis have done with bald people? Or people whose hair turned grey or white.)

Anyway, we just hope that these chickens don’t discover the potency of sarcasm.

For then the world as we know it will surely be at an end.  

A Fernbrook battle chicken returns home to its family.