Tourists Avoid Fernbrook Resort Freelton as Vehicle Vandalism Rates Continue to Soar

Tourists Avoid Fernbrook Resort Freelton as Vehicle Vandalism Rates Continue to Soar



Donald Trump's Presidential Campaign Yugo was
savaged during a recent visit to Fernbrook resort.



For the last couple of years Vehicle Vandalism has been a continuing concern in the nation of Fernbrook Resort. And the problem doesn’t look to be improving any time soon.

Vandalism can be detrimental to a vehicle's mileage per gasllon o

The latest incident was reported by a neighbor who saw someone tom catting around another neighbor’s ride. After sneaking a few cautious head swivels the individual reached over and ripped a swath of peeling paint from the vehicle. Feeling brave he then walked over to the front of the vehicle and gave the car a good swift kick. Before departing.

That’s what they reported and the damage cited was later confirmed.

I have to admit you have to be pretty brave to attack an unoccupied car in the dead of night.    

Wait a second… you don’t have to be brave to do that at all.

You have to be a chicken.

A member of Fernbrook Resort's Chicken Mafia

Ban Ki-Moon and friend Ted Ashtray practice a traditional
South Korean anti-vandalism hex.

Secretary General Ban Ki-Moon of the United Nations issued a warning that all tourists avoid Fernbrook Resort Freelton if they wish to keep their vehicles in good working order.



Citizen of Fernbrook Resort protects himself  from the Fernbrook Resort Chicken Flu 



The World Health Organization (WHO) issued a similar alert warning those allergic to chickens to avoid Fernbrook Resort Freelton for the foreseeable future.