The Days of Our Lives at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

The Days of Our Lives at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives

Ninety-nine percent of the citizens of the snow shovelling nation of Fernbrook Resort are regular normal decent people… but that other one percent? Well, they make one of those Jackass movies look like a witty Woody Allen matinee.

 A picture is wort a thousand words

In a previous episode an animated character instigated an incident by ‘mickey mouthing’ off (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015_12_01_archive.html)

And as we pick up this episode the family that was the target of the mouthing has since returned the favour. Mouthing off in return.

Hurting Mr. Instigator’s feelings. Quite irreparably.



An upset Mr. Instigator boo hoo hooing over his hurt feelings.



In fact Mr. Instigator was so hurt that he began to petition. Asking some citizens of Fernbrook Resort to support him in getting the family he mouthed off to evicted from the nation. As undesirables. Because they made him feel bad.

Unfortunately his petitioning has yet to reach fruition. 

So he got angry. He decided that if the family mouthed off again that he would beat the crap out of them.

Not much fruit bearing on this front either.

So, next, he decided to get some help from a Fernbrook Resort friend. Allegedly he asked for advice on how to evict this family who had the audacity to feed him a spoonful of his own medicine.

And, his friend was Quite frank with him. “I want that family out of here as much as the next guy and gal,” the frank friend replied, “Because the last thing the good people of Fernbrook Resort need are neighbors who clean up their homes or lots or who mouth off or who try to bully or to pick fights…  you’re certainly proof of that.”

“Indubitably,” replied Mr. Instigator.

“But, frankly, we can’t kick someone out until they break a rule.”

Which left Mr. Instigator to exclaim, "Then I guess I'll have to go over there and settle this once and for all!!!" 
 

Strange isn't it how the same tough folks that go around taking swings at people are the first to get their panties in a knot when that same someone turns around and takes a poke at them. But then like sands through the hourglass, so are the Days of Our Lives.