Tensions Rise as North Korea Threatens Fernbrook Resort Freelton with H-Bomb

Tensions Rise as North Korea Threatens Fernbrook Resort Freelton with H-Bomb



North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un proudly poses
in front of his nation's fabled 'Wall of Cheese'   



For those who don’t remember the tiny crouton rich nation of Fernbrook Resort gleefully admitted to framing North Korea in the Sony Hacking Scandal:

http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/12/fernbrook-resort-freelton-implicated-in.html

But now, is the nation whose national delicacy is barbequed cat, North Korea, out for a sequel?



Kim Jong Un and family dress in safety gear
to tour his  nation's nuclear facilities



Late last night North Korea’s teletubby shaped leader Kim Jong Un claimed to the world that his nation had successfully detonated its first H-Bomb – and then immediately followed this claim with a threat to those who would oppose their might. A rambling threat which included the likes of the Reverend Billy Graham, Costco and Fernbrook Resort.

“Fernbrooka Resorta… we are athreatening to you-a!” announced Kim Jong Un uncertainly yet proudly in his broken English.

When informed of the threat Fernbrook Resort’s Lord Mayor, Doc Ballard, fired off a few choice F-Bombs towards North Korea before replying: “Oh, yeah, we’re real scared. Does anyone really believe that a nation that dines on cat, owns a total of three cell phones and recently installed their first 8-track sound system has an H-Bomb? Ha ha ha ha ha ha… man the world is so gullible… ha ha ha ha ha ha… Aren’t these are the same guys that cried because the only nation that sent them a Christmas card two years ago was Vatican City… which is probably one more than they got this year… ar ar ar aroooo…” the Lord Mayor howled with glee.

His Royal Worship Doc Ballard Lord Mayor of  Fernbrook Resort

Here the Lord Mayor interrupted his response to relieve himself on a nearby fire hydrant then returned and began speaking to the assembled press once more.

A selection of ammunition from the Fernbrook Resort arsenal

“There is no way that North Korea has an H-bomb. If they did, they’d’ve already shot themselves in their foot. If anyone wants to see a real H-bomb check out the front lawn of the Lord Mayor’s mansion about a half hour after I eat my breakfast… because that my friends is a real H-Bomb.Ar ar ar aroooooo.”

The North Korean Army 'goose-steppin' to the music from 'Cats'

Then, mimicked Doc Ballard sarcastically, “watcha outa North-a Korea… Fernbrooka Resorta we are-a threatening-a…. your lawns-a. Ha ha ha ha ha. Seriously, you weeble-sized Nazis really crack me up. We should get together over a shish-ka-bobbed cat or something. Or NOT. Ha ha ha ha ha,” he barked, “Not. That always kills me. Not… ar ar ar aroooooo ar ar ar aroooo arooooo arooooo….”