A Statistical Representation of Crime Loci in Fernbrook Resort Freelton

A Statistical Representation of Crime Loci in Fernbrook Resort Freelton

 

Statistics reveal to us that by proportion, Fernbrook Resort Freelton is the most crime ridden jurisdictions in the western hemisphere.

Why is that?

It’s hard to say for certain without knowing where the crimes are occurring. So we took a map of Fernbrook Resort Freelton and plotted known and reported crimes. Strangely, over 95% of the reported incidents occur within one cluster. So we enlarged that one section of the map with the cluster of crimes.

If Rooster’s home is located near where the X and Y Axis meet then almost every crime, with one exception, occurs within 100 meters of Rooster’s home. Which is strange.

But what is stranger is the fact that none of the crimes happened on Rooster’s property. In fact there is not one record of a crime being recorded on Rooster’s property. Only on properties that abut Rooster.

Which is strange. Unless Rooster and his crowd are committing the crimes But of course if it was you or your family committing the crimes then of course you wouldn’t notice a thing. Makes sense.

In fact Rooster and his family can even spread out their possessions on neighbouring properties and those possessions remain free from crime.

Rooster’s property has a bird’s eye view of where the overwhelming majorityof the crimes were committed.

Yet not once has Rooster or his family ever once reported seeing a crime committed. But of course if it was you or your family committing the crimes then of course you wouldn’t notice a thing. Makes sense.

Nor have they reported hearing a thing. But of course if it was you or your family committing the crimes then of course you wouldn’t notice a thing. Makes sense.

And since Rooster has a bird’s eye view of where the crimes were committed you would think that he would have noticed some thing. With the overwhelming number of crimes committed.

But then that same bird’s eye view provides the opportunity to commit the crime. The opportunity to know when neighbours are not present. Or are asleep. Plus the opportunity to know when no one else is around to observe you in your crimes.

Of course this is not proof positive. Just speculation based on crimes committed and their proximity to Rooster’s home. And the allegations of opportunity.

But that still leaves the need for a motive?

I’ll bet you noticed those stray dots at a distance from Rooster’s home. That is the site where Rooster and/or his family are alleged to have vandalized a tractor belonging to Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Some other citizens then took pictures of the crime and posted them to Facebook.  Strangely, it is alleged that Rooster’s family’s Facebook page had pictures with childish comments about a neighbor. The same neighbor who seems to have suffered from the majority of the crimes allegedly committed by Rooster, his family and his friends.

Perhaps a motive does exist after all.