Fernbrook Resort Freelton Residents Ticked Off by Inconsiderate Bullying Neighbour Consider Legal Intervention

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Residents Ticked Off by Inconsiderate Bullying Neighbour Consider Legal Intervention

Dominic Dash, "Are you lookin' at me? Are you lookin' at me?"

There is a rumour making the rounds that a Fernbrook Resort Freelton neighbor took a child’s snow globe lantern, emptied out the liquid, placed a camera inside and then hung it across the street from their residence. As a means to capture the identities of trespassers, thieves, vandals and the always dangerous turd terrorists that roam Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

"We can't properly harass with all these stupid cameras!"

“If this is true,” remarked Meryline Mugwort sadly, “then it’s just not right. If I had known I was being monitored then I would never have allowed my pup to poop repeatedly on that lawn.”

Scarlet Stickupmyass gives the stink eye.

“I agree with Meryline,” said her close confidante, Scarlet Stickupmyass. “If people are going to put cameras around and monitor our behavior and then report our names no one is going to want to steal… or vandalize… or… or do other things. Things that are our right. This so-called neighbor is being very inconsiderate.”

“Hear, hear,” applauded Dominic Dash, “When you bully and harass someone they’re just supposed to sit and take it.”

“Yeah,” said manipulated pal Dunne Dyer, “or maybe they run away a bit and then fall down, curl up in a fetal position and cry feebly. That would really make me feel good about myself. Knowing that I can cause that kind of damage.”

Dunne Dyer, "you're supposed to curl up and cry dude!"

“Right on,” agreed Dom. “Even better is when you harass them for such a long time that you can make them commit suicide. That makes you feel so good about yourself. Knowing that you have that kind of power over another. It’s great for my self esteem. Plus it’s supposed to be good for your complexion.”

Pal Harold Hypocrit interjected, “I have seen on the news where people continually harassed over long periods of time… that they go postal. And go on a revenge rampage.”

"Quit bullying us!" threatened Harold Hypocrit.

“That would be awesome,” agreed Dom, “because that would show just what kind of jerk the neighbor truly is.  That we were tight to do what we did. And we would all get to be on TV telling people about it. Imagine all the attention we would get if we were on TV. Everyone would know who I am.”

“Yeah but do you think the neighbor would do it?” asked Harold Hypocrit.

Offered Dom. “If it was me being bullied I would go haywire in a second. But it wouldn’t be my fault. It would be the fault of society for making me do it. But this neighbor is too much of a pussy to do anything.”

“Oh,” remarked Scarlet Stickupmyass, “but I thought the neighbour was fighting back. Not just with the cameras I mean.”

“What?”

“Yeah. Every time I try to give them the stink eye they look at me condescendingly. Like they wish I would grow up. But I go to church every Sunday. So they have no right to look at me like that. I go to church!” she repeated.

“I felt the same thing. The neighbor has looked at me and pities me. Like I’m a poor example for children and shouldn’t be allowed to parent. It makes me feel sad inside. That’s not how bullying is supposed to work. It’s supposed to make you feel good. And strong. And happy. And confident.”

“I thought so too. But… The look in their eyes when they pass by is… well… it’s like they feel sorry for me. But they can’t do that. We’re stealing and harassing and picking up dog shit and shoveling it onto their property and somehow they feel sorry for us? It’s ridiculous. And I for one won’t stand for it any longer.”

"We're the ones being bullied," the Great and Powerful Rooster revealed. 

“Nor should you have to,” said a visibly ticked off Great and Powerful Rooster who had been closely monitoring the conversation. “What this neighbor is doing to us is harassment. Which is also bullying. And we do not have to stand for it. Made to feel like stupid people, people without any moral compass, without a sense of common decency, or even one ounce of adult maturity in our bodies. That neighbor is making us feel bad about our childish judgment, immature behavior and teenage antics. Hurting peoples feelings is wrong. We need to get a lawyer and we need to sue.”

“Hurrah!!” shouted the good people of Fernbrook Resort Freelton, “Hurrah!!! Rooster, you’ve saved the day again!”

“Well,” replied Rooster with false modesty, “after all I am Great and Powerful. I am Great and Powerful!”