The Rooster of Fernbrook Resort Freelton Declares War on Neil Diamond

The Rooster of Fernbrook Resort Freelton Declares War on Neil Diamond

The Great and Powerful Rooster's portable crap manufacturing facility goes by the name of Poopy Pooperstein.

An extremely irate Great and Powerful Rooster announced to Fernbrook Resort Freelton that he was extremely irate.

"I am extremely irate"

And what has so upset the Great and Powerful Rooster?

Neil Diamond.

The Great and Powerful Rooster is beside himself that the legendary Neil Diamond would write a song about someone other than him.

Crowed an angry Rooster, “I have been dropping dog faeces on people’s lawn for years. And not just fresh dog faeces either. I’ve been going that extra mile and aging the faeces to the point of desiccation. Before I strut bravely over under the cover of darkness and place it where the neighbor will likely step in it. And my friends have been doing it too. But does Neil Diamond write a song about me and all my hard work? No. He sings about some greenhorn who probably couldn’t piss in a pot.”

But that wasn’t all that the Great and Powerful Rooster revealed. The Great One, His family and their friends and conspirators over the last several years have also:

"A Rooster's work is never done," remarked a chicken fiend of the Great and Powerful Rooster.

-         Accused certain neighbours of being homosexuals
      Accused certain neighbours of being racists
      Accused certain neighbours of being anti-Jewish

-         Accused certain neighbours of being pedophiles

-         Accused certain neighbours of being fired from former jobs

-         Accused certain neighbours of running a business from their home

-         Accused certain neighbours of making excessive noise

-         Accused certain neighbours of not caring for their property

-         Accused certain neighbours of stealing from the nation’s capital Clubhouse City.

-         Accused certain neighbours of stealing from certain neighbouring properties

-          Has knocked on certain neighbours windows in the early AM hours and run away 

      Has stolen certain neighbours donations to the library in Clubhouse City

-         Have trespassed repeatedly on certain neighbouring properties
      Has wiped dog faeces on neighbours possessions
-         Have stolen from certain neighbours

-         Have vandalized certain neighbours possessions

-         Have vandalized certain neighbouring properties

-         Have spread malicious lies about certain neighbours

-         Have spread untrue gossip about a certain neighbor

-         Have tapped into the phone lines of certain Fernbrook Resort Freelton neighbours

      Has suggested and solicited help in a violent end for certain neighbours 

-         Have caused power surges (in 2014) in an attempt to damage certain neighbours electronics.

-         Have turned other neighbours and Fernbrook Resort residents against certain undesirable neighbours.
      Is manipulating local management/ownership in trying to get certain neighbours evicted
-         Have generally harassed certain neighbours in every way possible, trying to force them to leave or getting them evicted or kicked out by owners and/or management 
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-   In fact they have even invited friends to drop by and denigrate the undesirable neighbour.

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A  Another time he had some friends drop by outside the neighbours home and start swearing and screaming homosexual slurs during the evening. When children were present and could and did hear.

These are the kind of activities that the Great and Powerful Rooster engages in – without ever being questioned or reprimanded or even facing a harsh word.  

   

"Screw you Neil Diamond!"

Said the Great and Powerful Rooster: “I have been harassing the neighbours for years, with the full knowledge of the owners of Fernbrook Resort Freelton, with the knowledge and occasional co operation of some of the past employees of Fernbrook Resort Freelton, with the knowledge and co operation of many of the good neighbours of Fernbrook Resort Freelton and sometimes I have even invited family and friends to come on down for the weekend and help in the harassment. But does any one ever write a song about me? No. No one. And then some new harasser comes along and after a couple of months a beautiful hit song is written about them. You just made my faeces list Neil Diamond.”

When Neil Diamond was reached and asked for comment all Mr. Diamond had to say was: “This jerk sounds like one half of a pair of horrible boobs.”