“Keep Your Hands Off My Pussy!” Fernbrook Resort Freelton Neighbour Loudly Declares

“Keep Your Hands Off My Pussy!” Fernbrook Resort Freelton Neighbour Loudly Declares

"Who wouldn't like to pet my my cat?" queried Sylvia Trench

After reading numerous tales about the numerous Fernbrook Resort Freelton neighbours who don’t curb their dogs, who bully, who vandalize, who steal, who tote and toss faeces, who… who… well, you get the point. There is nothing that should surprise you about the behaviours of the residents of earth’s most Holier-than-thou-nation. Sorry Pope Francis and the Vatican – you only finished sixth in that category.

And the latest poop?

Well, it seems that one of the neighbours, the Silences, have ordered their family (spouse and kids) not to talk to or otherwise engage neighbor Undesirable. But this type of behavior is old hat among the residents of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

So that’s not the poop.

The poop is that another neighbor, Neighbour Busybody, saw neighbour Undesirable petting the Silence’s cat. And immediately ran over and told the Silences. As a result the Silences decided that their pussy is no longer allowed to roam free around Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s faeces covered landscape. From now on it spends 24 / 7 / 365 indoors.

And quite honestly I don’t know which is more pathetic. That a neighbor is so… so jealous?... of another that they would take it out on their cat.

"That poor poor cat!" remarked Candy Hottotrot

Or that neighbor Busybody would actually run over and say, “Hey, Silences, neighbour Undesirable was seen petting your household pussy. You better do something about it… before you become un desirable yourself.”

Quite honestly I think both are equally pathetic and sad.  Not just the situations but the nieghbours who would conduct themselves in such a mature manner. But as I might be biased I decided to conduct a random and informal survey of some of our Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s more sensible residents and gauge their opinion.

Brandy Sexington asked, "If you don't like cats perhaps you like my kittens?"

Said Candy Hottotrot after being informed of the sorry situation, “How horrible! Well, if that neighbor would like to pet my pussy than they are more than welcome. I’m sure I… I mean it… it… would enjoy the action.”

"I know my cat needs plenty of attention" said Venus Poon Tang.

Brandy Sexington was also surprised at the allegation. And also willing to provide a pussy. “Every pussy needs attention… so when can I stop by and get some attention? For my cat I mean… some attention for my cat.”

“No pussy should be neglected,” remarked Venus Poon Tang with a sexy smile, “In fact I know of a pussy that could use constant attention right now.”

But perhaps the last word goes to Ms. Sinnamon Bunns. “Well perhaps if the Silences gave their pussy the attention it’s seeking than it wouldn’t go wandering over to a neighbours home looking for a good time.”

Ms. Sinnamon Bunns (center) with Fernbrook Resort friends Kitty Katzenburger and Betty Rubble.