On Child Leering, Child Ogling and Pedophilia Charges at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

On Child Leering, Child Ogling and Pedophilia Charges at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

The forces of the Great and Powerful Rooster are always vigilant against their sworn enemies.

The long running Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton has taken an even more vicious turn with the Great and Powerful Rooster’s latest ploy. For new readers the Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton revolves around the efforts of the Great and Powerful Rooster to evict neighbours He deems to be undesirable. To Rooster, an undesirable neighbor is any neighbor that does not acknowledge His Greateness and/or Powerfulness. And whether they leave voluntarily due to His harassment or are evicted makes no difference to Mr. Great and Powerful.

And that gambit?

"Hey, are you lookin' at me? Well are ya?"

The Great and Powerful Rooster and his little Red Hen have taken to quietly coaching their kids and some of their kid’s friends. And their lessons? They’re teaching them to accuse neighbors of leering and ogling them. Yeah. Pedophilia accusations. And the children are going along with it. Their own kids AND their friends.

Rooster’s reasoning is this: If the kids are believed then the neighbours are gone. But if the plan doesn’t succeed, well, then the kids are minors and so immune from any type of prosecution. 

So once again the Great and Powerful Rooster can’t lose.

The Great and Powerful Rooster and his Red Hen marching around their Kingdom!

Now I’m one of the least inteeligent peeple that you will ever met. And, originally, the Great and Powerful Rooster’s plan seemed pretty sound. I mean parents don’t want to believe that their kids would lie, especially about something as serious as being sexually harassed, so they would be inclined to believe their children and file a complaint with the management of Fernbrook Resort and definitely with the police as well. But upon questioning I think the police would see through the children’s lies.  And that would be the end of that. So at the very least Rooster and His Red Hen could use kids to smear their neighbours reputation much more than this pair of childish and obnoxious liars already have.

But… I don’t think Rooster and his Red Hen realize that when charges of a sexual nature involving children are raised, that the Children’s Aid Society would immediately get involved. And that would reflect badly on them (and the parents of their children’s friends) as they would all have to be investigated. Truly embarrassing after their own flesh and blood were found to be lying. And in the case of a divorced couple perhaps the custodial parent could even lose custody of their kids. So the embarrassment just gets worse.

"Do you like my hat? Ha ha made you look you pervert!"

Fortunately the little liars, being minors, would be safe from serious criminal prosecution. And of course their parents would be as well. Unless it could be proved that they did coach their children to file false charges. Then they could be charged with endangering the welfare of a child. So criminal charges are unlikely. But they could still be prosecuted civilly. Because parents, guardians etc. are always responsible for their children’s damaging actions. Even if they were ignorant of what their children were up to. And we all know that civil charges equal monetary damages. 

Now I know what your thinking, if the parents were truly ignorant of their kids actions then it would be a shame to file suit against them. Especially if they had been manipulated. Especially if you had been on good terms with the parents previously. Which is all true. But if parents don’t teach their kids that lying is wrong then maybe they’d just be getting what they deserve.

A big bill.

Several big bills in fact. For the damages their kids caused. The cost of legal representation. And no doubt their opposition would go after costs as well.

And after they got all those big bills you could be quite sure that they would be teaching their kids never to lie again.

For those that still had custody of their kids that is.

Who’s your daddy now kids?

Er er er er er er er er urrrrrrrrrrrrr!

Ask not for whom the Rooster crows little Red Hen, he’s crowing for you.