A New Low: Crime, the Corruption of Minors and the Fagin of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

A New Low: Crime, the Corruption of Minors and the Fagin of Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Well it looks like the bird brain of a Rooster has reached a new low. But is he becoming the Fagin of Fernbrook Resort?

For those of you who may not know Fagin was the receiver of stolen goods who manipulated children in the Charles Dicken’s classic Oliver Twist.

Previously our feather-brained friend had, allegedly, among other crimes, been plotting some thefts. He wanted to burgle a shed (and he still does). However brave Rooster does not want to get his feathers dirty. So he manipulates others to do the dirty work in his mickey mouse plots. Basically Rooster wants to be the puppet master – to crow for credit if the caper succeeds… and to cluck plausible deniability if his cronies are caught.

But all came to naught. Joyfully they were forced to see the light. So what’s a rooster to do?

He’s turned his attentions to manipulating the baby chicks of Fernbrook Resort. Allegedly Rooster has been coaching kids to engage in acts of petty vandalism. Targeted littering, fence-busting, that sort of thing. Which they have been successful in completing.

Allegedly as well Rooster has been encouraging the children of Fernbrook Resort to do a break and enter. He’s after electronic goods – computers and related equipment – of a neighbor. But the kids are a little reticent about this. So they seem to be targeting one more malleable and one more youthful personality. Who, apparently, has agreed to do a B&E. To enter a home and steal computer equipment.

Evan if minors don’t get sent to jail they can still get in trouble. Everyone knoahs that. No joshing. Break. Enter. Theft. It’s the holy trinity of petty crime. But you can’t name the names until after the deed is done. So…

…so we’ll just have to wait.

But for those constant readers who thought flinging fresh dog feces was as low as you could go at Fernbrook Resort well, you were wrong. Because it doesn’t get lower than manipulating a child.

The nation of Fernbrook Resort is advertised as being a home for those 50 years of age and older. And while that is not yet true… it just may soon come to be.

Cock-a-doodle-when will the tomfoolery end?