Tommyknockers? Or More Tomfoolery? Ghostly Hauntings at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Tommyknockers? Or More Tomfoolery? Ghostly Hauntings at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

That was the claim of one startled family at once famous Fernbrook Resort in Freelton.

Apparently on March 22, 2015 a series of ghostly tappings was heard inside one of the combination crack dens/meth labs that are alleged to dot the pothole covered landscape of the tiny nation infested with blackflies and poison ivy.

Said the startled victim, "It was about 10 PM or so and I was just sitting down to do a line of coke and huff a tube of glue or two when the banging started. It only lasted for a couple of moments before it ceased."

"That’s just tommyrot," other slightly sober residents claimed upon hearing of the disturbance.

"Well, whatever it was… I was scared. And it’s a good thing I don’t wear pants because they would’ve been scared right offa me!" the trouser-less party added.

Regardless, paranormal investigators rushed to the site to investigate. And while no Tommyknockers were found their infrared equipment did pick up traces of something unusual.

Explained Ghostbuster Casper Weinberger, "true, we didn’t find anything supernatural, but what we did find is totally unexplainable. See here," he said as he picked up an image he had captured with his equipment, "this here shows what appears to be a giant male turkey with a small flock of chickens. One of the chickens would appear to be a Rhode Island Red while the other may in fact be a usually better behaved Blue Hen of Delaware. Though it’s hard to tell for sure because the image is a bit blurry."

And what is unexplainable about that?

"Well," explained fellow Ghostbuster Egon Spengler, "chickens don’t usually hang out with turkeys. Unless they’re desperate for company, they pity them or they’re up to some sort of tomfoolery."

So was it a case of a tommyknocker?

Was it just simple tomfoolery that caused the unexplained disturbance?

Or is it all just tommyrot?