A Rooster and His Chicken War Mar Once Family Friendly Fernbrook Resort Freelton

A Rooster and His Chicken War Mar Once Family Friendly Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Another boring installment of the world's stupidest war!

DATELINE: FERNBROOK RESORT FREELTON

Once upon a time Fernbrook Resort Freelton was a kind and friendly place. However during the past six years those of questionable character have been allowed to come roost in Fernbrook Resort. Chickens. Chickens that are influencing others to become more chickenlike in their behavior.

The Great and Powerful Rooster of
Fernbrook Resort Freelton

The shadiest of these chickens is the Great and Powerful Rooster. A gallus domesticus so jealous of one neighboring family thathe is willing to do anything to drive the neighbors away. He wants to purchase the home at a fire sale price and hen flip it for a profit. He did want to move his family in but his little hen squawked about where they would put their chicks.  (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015_06_01_archive.html).

And that is how war broke out.

On the one side is Rooster and his chicken friends, family and followers.

The flock of the Great and Powerful Rooster
prepare themselves for combat.

And on the other side is a neighboring family that rooster wants to evict from Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

Though not every resident of Fernbrook Resort is involved in the war, there is a third group, the non-combatants. Some of these may be unaware of the hostilities. Others are aware but not participating with the chickens because they are mature adults with a conscience. May God bless those half dozen people.

The attack of Rooster is multi-pronged:

1 – he is defaming the neighbors in an attempt to embarrass them into leaving.

2 – he is fabricating complaints about noise.

3 – he is fabricating complaints about unkempt property.

4 – he is using his hen to feign friendship and pump any acquaintances of the undesirable neighbors for info on them. Anything that might help the eviction process.

On points 2 and 3 the Great and Powerful Rooster is eliciting the help of his chicken friends to keep an eye and ear on the neighbors. They report to him on the neighbor’s actions. And the reason the complicit neighbors report to Rooster is because of point 1. Rooster has made defamatory comments and outright lies about the neighbors he wants evicted. And these lies have made the chickens help rooster. It is the biases Rooster has created that makes them help him.

When people lie behind your back it means that they are cowards. They are gutless. Hence the name Rooster. And his chicken followers.

When people lie to your face it means that they don’t respect you.

So Rooster lying to all these people means he does not respect them. He is their intellectual superior. And we can’t argue with that. They buy his lies without even a hint of question. So why should you or I or anyone else respect these followers of Rooster? We shouldn’t. we don’t. And once you get to know these chickens you won’t either.

Whenever a Rooster tells
a lie its beak grows.

One further point to note about all this is that the family that the chicken majority want evicted are considered by all to be the least intelligent creatures to currently blight the face of Fernbrook Resort. Completely stupid and worthless. Trash. Literally. While Rooster and his chicken friends all consider themselves to be the epitome of intelligence and sophistication. Point being if the Great and Powerful Rooster and his featherbrained underlings are so smart… why does it take so many ‘smart’ brains to defeat a couple dumb ones?

I have to admit that I question the intelligence of the chickens and their Rooster leader.

And before war’s end no doubt you will be questioning their intelligence as well.

Law Cat says that when it comes to war
the lawyers always win.