Vandalism Sprees & Communism and Property Redistribution as the Chicken War Continues at Fernbrook Resort Freelton?

Vandalism Sprees & Communism and Property Redistribution as the Chicken War Continues at Fernbrook Resort Freelton?

Another pointless episode from earth's stupidest war!

Ha ha ha, I'm Great...

A sneak attack on an innocent bird feeder was blamed on the Great and Powerful Rooster and his forces of chicken-ness.

(yeah, I know chicken-ness isn’t a word, but you get the idea Rooster represents all things chicken)

Anyway, Rooster denied that the attack was the work of the chickens stating, “I didn’t even know they had a bird feeder over there.”

But prior to the sneak attack being made public Rooster was recorded making the comment:

...and I am Powerful...

“Next we’ll go after the wind chimes.”

then, after the attack was made public Rooster was quoted as saying,

“I did say that about the wind chimes, how’d they know that?”

Then, later he asked:

“What, do they have a microphone over there or something?”

No Comment.

So Rooster and his flock of chickens definitely did some late night vandalism then lied to cover it up.

...thats why I do everything behind backs
or under the cover of darkness.
Because I'm a CHICKEN!!!

But that’s not all.

It has been much quieter lately. After almost daily faeces attacks, vandalism and/or theft he has switched to a more low key approach, some trespassing coupled with property redistribution. Sounds like communism. But no, not stealing the property mind you just moving it. Just to let you know that he’s there and he’s still more great and powerful than everybody else. He has been seen trespassing on the property of others as has his hen.

I guess we’ll see what tomorrow brings.

For Rooster.