Rooster & Chickens Deny Latest Vandalism Spree at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Rooster & Chickens Deny Latest Vandalism Spree at Fernbrook Resort Freelton



"I am not a vandal!!!"



In an announcement that shocked many the Great and Powerful Rooster denied the previously reported sneak attack on the bird feeders of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.



I don't even know what
a bird feeder is !!!!"

 

Sounding particularly Nixonesque the Great and Powerful Rooster squawked loudly, “I did not vandalize the neighbor’s bird feeder, I didn’t even know the neighbor’s had a bird feeder. It was those guys.”

He then held his wings up high above his head and after several failed attempts to form a vee sign with his feathers squawked ‘Pr-kaw… Pr-kawww” and flew off into the sun. 

Which leads to three likely scenarios.




"Think they fell for it???"

 

1.) that Rooster is telling the truth and he did not trespass and vandalize the neighbor’s property.

2.) that he is lying and did both trespass and vandalize.

3.) that he did not commit the crime but knows who did. Notice how Rooster said, “It was those guys.” So if it wasn’t him than he knows who committed the crime. Making him somewhat culpable as the Great and Powerful Rooster did instigate the Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton. .

This is the chicken that stole donations intended for the Fernbrook Resort library because he said, “those books are too good for them” then sold the books etc. and pocketed the proceeds. But of course folks believe any thing that Rooster squawks because he is both great and powerful. Their better in all ways.

If folks would look at Rooster's entire catalogue of works instead of considering every incident as a one off occurence then there is not much doubt they would see a true picture of the Great and Powerful Rooster.


And that is today's war news.

"What? No lawsuits or legal threats?
Stupid Chicken War!"