The Great & Powerful Rooster Identifies
Fernbrook Resort Freelton Thieves
The never-ending saga of earth’s stupidest
nation (where the IQ points fell even further this week) got just a bit dumber
with the revelation and identification of the nation’s longstanding thief.
As a result it looks like the Fernbrook
Resort Freelton crime wave is at an end. Thanks to the Great and Powerful
Rooster. The culprits have been identified. And now it’s just a matter of formalities
before they’re on their way out.
The culprit of course is that stupid jerk.
You know the one that always gets mentioned here, that gross and stinky Neighbour
Undesirable.
Yeah, all along it’s been that sneaky family
that loaned the Fernbrook Resort Freelton Library hundreds and hundreds of
books. Hundred of DVD’s. VHS tapes. CD’s and computer games. Board games. Toys.
Stuffed animals. Also, three quarters of the bookshelves in the library are on
loan from Neighbour Undesirable. And plants too. And a painting of a ship. And…
and… and what a great cover!
What a great scam is what it really was.
Rooster has been crowing that Neighbour
Undesirable is the thief.
Now the entire nation of Fernbrook Resort
Freelton is watching Neighbour Undesirable and family. Just waiting for that
one last vital piece of evidence before kicking the family out for good. And
that evidence? To catch them stealing. Because no one has ever actually seen
them steal a thing. But everyone in Fernbrook Resort Freelton already knows who
the thieves are. Rooster said so. And Rooster’s word s law.
So a big thanks to the Great and
Powerful Rooster for letting us know. Because it takes a thief to catch a
thief. And the Great and Powerful Rooster knows that better than anyone. Because
Rooster has stolen from Fernbrook Resort. What? You didn’t know? And why would
He do such a thing?
“Because they’re too good for them,” He
said referring to the books he removed.
This is an exact quote from that Cock.
A quote that shows exactly what he
thinks of those He lives among. That He is smarter than they are. Which no one
can disagree with. Or they better not if they know what’s good for them.
Truly, the Great and Powerful Rooster has
even bragged about removing books and selling them. More than once. Finally the
manager of that time, who we’ll call “Jean” to hide his identity, told him to
quit stealing. To stop it. And two other former employees have also identified
the Great and Powerful rooster as stealing from the nation’s Library.
But in earth’s stupidest nation being
caught stealing doesn’t make you a thief.
It makes you Great and Powerful.