Sunday, March 22, 2015

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Ontario – The Epic Mini-Series of the History of a Canine Ruled Nation

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Ontario – The Epic Mini-Series of the History of a Canine Ruled Nation

The Secrets of Fernbrook Resort has received thousands of reads. And not only has its compelling narrative gained a strong following across Canada, the United States and with Justin Bieber’s legal team but the true story of a dog ruled mobile home nation increasingly under the influence of a flock of chickens has also gained a measure of popularity in France, the Ukraine, Poland and Germany. And a readership in nations as diverse as Vietnam, Nigeria, Russia, the Philippines, Romania, India and Sweden as well.

Giving rise to many kudos…

Barack Obama of the United States wrote, "What makes The Secrets of Fernbrook Resort better than the Life of Pi is that it’s true. I can’t wait to find out what happens next!!!"

Harry Potter of the United Kingdom asked: "I would much rather face Lord Voldemort than a flock of chickens… this is truly scary…"

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi of ISIS writes, "Why don’t you lay off the Justin Bieber jokes before you hurt his feelings?"

Boko Haram of Nigeria said, "These chickens are my kind of people!"

Kim Jong-un of North Korea writes, "Ha ha ha we got our Internet connection (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/12/fernbrook-resort-freelton-implicated-in.html) back Fernbrook Resort. I’m going to eat your dog of a Lord Mayor on the Day of Songun our nation’s most prestigious holiday."

And questions…

Where can I find out more about the history of Fernbrook Resort? How did it get its name? Where did the ‘people’ of this tiny dog-ruled nation come from?

Well, these questions are about to be answered. Starting tomorrow an epic multi-night mini-series revealing the history of the historic Fernbrook Resort nation begins. Commented esteemed crtic Roger Ebert after watching the series, "This is a spectacle that will make the television adaptation of a James Clavell novel look like a thirty-second commercial for Rolaids."

So open up your laptops, pull up your computer chairs and crack open your dime bags for the mini series event of 2015: Fernbrook Resort Freelton Ontario - The History of the Canine Ruled Nation

NOTE - For reasons that remain unclear, Justin Bieber’s lawyers have made repeated requests that this mini-series be edited in such a manner as to obscure Mr. Bieber’s connection to Fernbrook Resort. ‘Failure to do so,’ they have warned, ‘will result in the revival of Mr. Beieber’s alleged music career.’ Yeah… well… good luck with that was our candid response.

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