Well, the feces flingers (and there is likely more than one individual involved) reared their ugly heads this weekend with another smelly deposit. Fortunately we’re so used to watching out for these little surprise packages that no harm was caused to our footwear (or are feelings).
But that’s not all… from time to time the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort Freelton blog receives fan mail. And on July 26 we received this note from one Karson Krausewitz:
"Quit posting outrageios Lies about fernbrook. Like do you think your fucking funny or something. Well your not!!. YOU ARE A FUCKING JOKE. Remove this blog immediately! Thank you."
This is the fan mail in its entirety, unedited.
Firstly, Karson Krausewitz is very likely a pseudonym. A pseudonym for someone who is too chicken to provide their real name. Perhaps a pseudonym for someone who picks a fight. And then runs away when their challenge is accepted.
Secondly, the poor spelling, grammar etc. are artifice. Clearly forced. The note’s writer obviously feels they are smarter than everyone else. So likely a narcissist. And the only advertised narcissist in the nation of Fernbrook Resort is our little Rooster.
Strangely, you know who else used the ploy of poor spelling, grammar etc. in a series of anonymous notes? Jack the Ripper. I wonder if Rooster is planning to do a little ripping of his own?
Thirdly, the ‘outrageios Lies about fernbrook’ are anything but. The stories told are true but to steal and adulterate a line from old American police shows (like Adam-12), "The names have been changed to protect the guilty."
In fact on May 29th in respect of Perry Mason’s investigation: http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/05/perry-mason-case-of-feces-flinger-and.html a fan mail was received from an individual who used their real name (withheld). The note reads in its entirety:
"Feces flinger AL has been unmasked"
Strangely enough the note’s sender does not reside in the nation of Fernbrook Resort. Even stranger, there are two, three and perhaps more AL’s in Fernbrook Resort. How would someone who does not live in the nation of Fernbrook know that?
Now we’re not saying that this ‘AL’ is flinging feces… the above comment "Feces flinger AL has been unmasked" is just an unproven allegation. But because more than one size of dog feces has been involved in the flinging, sometimes from a small dog and sometimes from a much larger dog, so either the flinger has two dogs or this ‘AL’ is delivering feces to Rooster to fling (if Al is not doing it himself). Again, this is just a theory and not proof.
But one point did just Dawn on me… if someone named AL is flinging feces onto people’s properties or abetting others in this practice… than naming him is just Desserts.
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