Steven Spielberg Dreamworks SKG to Option Stephen King Fernbrook Resort Freelton Property?

Steven Spielberg Dreamworks SKG to Option Stephen King Fernbrook Resort Freelton Property?

The property in question is Stephen King’s latest best selling horror masterpiece ‘The Coop of Gallus Domesticus’, http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/06/fernbrook-resort-freelton-book-review.html , the story of a trailer park cock gone completely bad.

Stephen King and Steven Speilberg recently met at Fernbrook Resort’s fabulous Whack-a-Cat Festival (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/05/fernbrook-resort-freelton-announces.html) and got to talking about King’s latest work.

King poses with a victim

Offered Steven Spielberg, "I’ve always wanted to capture a story involving talking animals and this is a story about talking animals so it’ll be one more thing I can knock off my bucket list."

Spielberg preparing to 'Whack-a-Cat'

Said Stephen King, "I have never liked the way Steven Spielberg spells his first name but with the money he’s offering me he can spell his name any way he likes."

Replied Steven Spielberg, "When King wins an Oscar than he can tell me how to spell my name but until then he should keep a tighter rein on his piehole."

Spielberg went on to reveal that he has been an avid reader of the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort soap opera since day one, laughing and crying variously over such funny and diverse episodes as:

Meth Labs, Coke Dens and Trailer Trash at Fernbrook Resort, Freelton (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/08/meth-labs-coke-dens-and-trailer-trash.html)

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Implicated in "The Interview" SONY Hacking Scandal

(http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2014/12/fernbrook-resort-freelton-implicated-in.html)

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Ontario – The Epic Mini-Series of the History of a Canine Ruled Nation

(http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2015/03/fernbrook-resort-freelton-ontario-epic.html)

Spielberg went on to say that King’s characterization of the malevolent Cock, a character that pops up in many episodes of Fernbrook, was reminiscent of Paul Newman’s Hud Bannon portrayal. "But I don’t think I would make a movie of Coop," Speilberg went on to say, "I see this as a weekly serial… weekly and perhaps even daily episodes revolving around Cock… the content of which would capture the shock and righteous indignation of the public."

Mr. Spielberg finished by saying, "Most importantly, I can finally use the word cock without it being considered an insult and I can show a cock without it being considered pornography."