International Community Reacts to Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s Support of Turd Terrorism

International Community Reacts to Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s Support of Turd Terrorism

Nations across the globe were shocked when secretly shot footage of Feces Flinging & Sh*t Slinging Celebrations from the tiny secretive nation of Fernbrook Resort was leaked onto Youtube Television by unnamed individuals.

Petawawa Lord Mayor Tommy Shanks

Said the Lord Mayor of the pipe smoking nation of Petawawa Tommy Shanks, "These turd terrorists are disgusting! I certainly wouldn’t want such people… and I use the term people lightly as apes and monkeys are the only species who toss feces… I wouldn’t allow these individuals into our fine nation."

Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch
of Canada's Armed Forces

Canadian Armed Forces Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch remarked, "I find such behavior to be completely unacceptable. If any men or women of the Canadian Armed forces were involved in such shenanigans I would keelhaul their cowardly ass."

An intense Nick Fury of the OPP
has a message for feces flingers

Staff Sergeant Nicholas Fury of the Official Party Poopers (OPP) reacted by stating: "We at the OPP would be completely embarrassed if one of our members was to engage in such an immature act. To poop as needed is fine but to abuse poop is quite dastardly. What a sorry ass individual… and nation… if they promote such abuse of poo and or protect such horrible boobs that engage in such acts of terrorism."

William Quicklime of CACA

William Quicklime of the Cement Association of Canada & America (CACA) had this to say, "Seriously… people who engage in such chickensh*t behavior are f*cked up beyond belief. Get some help dude."

Dr. Joyce Brothers chairs a panel
on Self Image and Sh*t Slinging

Dr. Joyce Brothers confirmed William Quicklime’s frank diagnosis and added psychologists and psychiatrists agree that, "People who engage in such bizarre behaviour do so because they equate poop with their self image… so we should strive to understand their destructive behavior. It’s really a cry for help.







And there you have it, mature adults from across the world weigh in with their comments on those people who Fling Feces & Sling Sh*t and those who protect them.