Real Estate Mogul Donald Trump Takes a Swing at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Real Estate Mogul Donald Trump Takes a Swing at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

Donald Trump:
Hair Raising Comments Shocked his Toupee. 

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump stood by statements he made recently that too many illegal immigrants from Mexico are criminals and added in a Saturday speech that the immigrant problem isn’t limited to Mexico, that nationals from other nations entering the United States are all criminals and problematic and that his concerns are rooted in national security.

When asked what other nations he felt were sending riffraff to the US Trump mentioned Antarctica, Vatican City and Mars… then hesitated before ranting on the dangerous canine ruled nation of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

"When Fernbrook Resort sends its people [to the USA], they're not sending the best," Trump said. "They're not sending educated people, they're sending people that have lots of problems and they're bringing those problems. They're smuggling pot holes, they're stealing library books. They toss dog feces and some, I assume, are good people, but I speak to border guards and they're telling us what we're getting."

Trump made his inflammatory remarks during a non-scripted July 4th presidential announcement follow up speech.

"The crime [in Fernbrook Resort] is raging and it’s violent….but if you talk about it, you’re branded a racist," Trump told Fox News just days after Fox News reported on an illegal Fernbrook Resort immigrant, deported five time previously, who stole a parking spot from the billionaire.

Trump's Yugo is a vote magnet and a babe magnet 

"I was driving my 1977 Yugo down Park Aveneue, Trump complained, "when I saw a man in a truck with Fernbrook Resort license plates taking my precious parking space. I chased him but I had to stop because my Yugo has no windshield and the wind was mussing my hair… Precious parking space... the Trump wants his precious…" the billionaire mogul trailed off while rubbing his hands together eerily.


Surprisingly Trump has drawn support from Americans who say he is openly confronting the severity of the Fernbrook Resort immigration problem that others won’t publicly knowledge.

"It’s about safety," Trump said after a return to semi-lucidity. "Some of the people coming here [from Fernbrook Resort] are very violent people."

Proposed wall of cheese that Trump declares
'will deter illegal immigrants'.

Legal US immigrant Robert 'Bob' Pants

To counter this Trump has proposed building a Great Wall made completely of American cheese on the U.S.-Fernbrook Resort border as well as the US borders with Antarctica, Mars and that place where Spongebob Squarepants lives.

"I have to stand up for US of A," Trump chirped, "Because no one else will."