Flooding Closes Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s Famous Louvre & MOMA Museums
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| Fernbrook Resort's famed 'Louvre'. |
Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s famed Louvre Museum (named after the fancy window coverings ‘Louver’ and not the famed French Museum of similar pronunciation) and the Museum of Macaroni Art (MOMA) have both been closed so their priceless pieces of ‘art’ can be moved into danger amid the threat of flooding from the nearby Biere River
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| Museum of Macaroni Art or 'MOMA' |
You heard correctly, the Louvre and MOMA will remain closed so that staff may move the many pictures of macaroni art, paper doodles and finger painting closer to the water in hopes that the rising tides will destroy the ‘artwork’ and the nation can claim the insurance money – rumoured to be in excess of $40.
Fears that the flooding would not damage the works of art prompted the closures so that the art could be moved closer to the water’s edge.
Louvre Docent Michel Angelo said that “many were concerned that the art would not be destroyed hence the need to close the museum and move the pictures directly into harm’s way.”
The so-called artwork in Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s Louvre Museum
Said MOMA employee Pablo Arteasel, “they should have burned this crap years ago, it sure would have been easier than lugging it down to the water.”
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| 'Mona Linda' |
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| 'Fernbrook Resort Gothic' |
Some of the works rumoured to be destroyed include the famed macaroni portraits ‘Mona Linda’ and ‘Whistler’s Step-Mother’ as well as 'Fernbrook Resort Gothic' and a group of horribly worthless finger paintings by the 1979 2nd grade class at the Sherlock Holmes Elementary School
“Once we have moved all the art we can only pray,” commented Fernbrook Resort’s Director of Wall Coverings Thomas Footfall, “that God will have mercy on us and destroy these horrible eyesores once and for all.”
The weather forecast for the next three days calls for sunny weather.
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