The Great & Powerful Rooster Has a Feather in Every Fernbrook Resort Freelton Pot

Ever Clever Rooster Has a Feather in Every Fernbrook Resort Freelton Pot

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Constant readers of the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort Freelton have been following the saga of earth’s cleverest chicken and his featherbrained flock as they orchestrate a campaign of bullying and harassment in their efforts to turf a neighboring family who does not have what it takes to be a chicken.

When the Great and Powerful
Rooster crows everybody listens.
Or else! 

Rooster’s latest edict was that no Fernbrook Resort citizen may park their vehicle in front of the home of the undesirable neighbor that they are desperately searching for grounds to evict. Naturally every Fernbrook Resort Freelton boy, the good, the ole and the bad, obeyed their liege leader and superior in intellect. However Rooster has since relented and is now permitting Fernbrook Resort citizens to park in their regular parking spots. So long as they stick their heads up Rooster's ass and massage his internal organs quite liberally. Which the Fernbrook Resort boys, the good, the ole and the bad, did. Afterall Rooster is their superior in every way and they must obey his every command. 

And do you recall the tale of the Obsessive Compulsive Feces Disorder? One of Rooster’s chicken livered followers was overheard loudly laughing at the poor plight of the Fernbrook Resort resident who stepped in dog feces and then smeared it all over their car mats and floor pedals. Rooster was appauled at this behaviour because the undesirable neighbours might hear. So Rooster ordered the little chicken with the appauling manners to shut up. Which his spineless follower immediately did. And then as a means of apology he stuck his head up Rooster's ass and massaged his internal organs quite liberally. Because when Rooster crows the spineless obey.   

True fact: Did you know that a chicken with no spine is also called a boneless chicken. We already know that Rooster is a boneless chicken. But a boneless chicken of a different variety if you catch the drift. I guess that makes his better half boneless as well.

Additionally Rooster and his crew are planning another heist. They’ve been in a neighbor’s toolshed and spotted a bunch of screwdrivers, wrenches, hammers etc. that they are currently planning to steal. These tools are actually worthless. And Rooster knows it. The sole reason for the theft is to inconvenience the neighbor.

Can anyone say “Cheeeeeeeese!”   

"I invented the internet...
and the safety waffle!!"

So that’s the latest news – though there is one more thing.

Rooster, the chickens of Fernbrook Resort and many non-combatants are very well aware of this detailed catalogue of harassment that is being published on the internet for the world to read. As well, the management and employees of Fernbrook Resort Freelton are aware of this detailed record. But the neighbors that are being harassed, bullied and targeted for eviction are not. I doubt they have internet access. Maybe they don’t even know that Al Gore has invented the internet.

Law cat says, "who cares about bringing
home the bacon when there's chicken
to be had?"

As a result of this knowledge this record may have some value if events continue at their present pace AND the neighbors learn the identities of the chicken like harassers.

But it gets more interesting, not only would the harassers be subject to criminal and civil action but so could the landlord, management and employees (both current and former).

It works like this, if a tenant (or tenants) are being harassed by another tenant (or tenants) the owner of the property and all employees are held responsible if they knew of the harassment (etc.) and participated, if they knew of the harassment and did nothing or if they should have known and did nothing. And since the management and employees of Fernbrook resort Freelton have publicly acknowledged this internet catalogue of harassment (etc.) and the identity of Rooster and have done nothing - a financial setback could be coming to the once proud nation overrun by chickenkind.  

Especially if the neighbor were to claim personal injury, discrimination, intentional infliction of emotional distress, negligent infliction of emotional distress, tortuous interference, the tort of outrage, pain and suffering, compensator damages, punitive damages, mental anguish, impaired earning power, loss of esteem, loss of enjoyment… you get the point. Spend a Saturday afternoon with a lawyer discussing this record and some photographic footage and you get the idea.   

Obviously Rooster and his flock could be subject to criminal charges and civil penalties. But as the ownership/management/employees of Fernbrook Resort are also aware of the bullying, harassment, vandalism etc and are clearly doing nothing not only is Fernbrook Resort responsible (as a legal entity) but so its employees can be held personally responsible. It’s called joint and several liability.