Fernbrook Resort Freelton Voted World’s Most Adolescent Nation by the United Nations

Fernbrook Resort Freelton Voted World’s Most Adolescent Nation by the United Nations

In a vote that shocked no one in its one-sidedness the juvenile nation of Fernbrook Resort Freelton was ranked as earth’s most adolescent nation on the United Nation’s Immaturity Index. Every other nation on the planet tied for last place.

UN's Oh Joon presiding over the

recent Adolescent Index vote.

UN Economic and Social Council President Oh Joon explained the reason for the landslide vote. “I was visiting that whiny nation when a Fernbrook Resort citizen came up to me and asked me not to speak to another citizen, to acknowledge them or in any way to communicate with them. Frankly I was stunned at the puerile nature of the request… so I brought the issue back to the UN for discussion and a vote was held.”   

For those who don’t know Fernbrook Resort Freelton is a community comprised of many maturity stunted 'adults' whose crap smells infintely superior to their neighbors. In fact many Fernbrook Resort citizens spend hours smelling the asses and feces of each another. If your crap or your crack doesn’t pass the sniff test then folks just may not acknowledge you.

Lyndsay Bigheart: "I should move to a mature nation like North Korea!"



Though not every citizen of Fernbrook Resort participates in the childish behavior.

Lyndsay Bigheart said, “I was told that I shouldn’t speak to a certain neighbour and I thought what? What is Fernbrook Resort? A high school for emotionally stunted adults? I've got to get out of this snob factory and move to Millgrove.”

Ned Niceperson, "I am embarrassd to
say I live in Fernbrook Resort 

Ned Niceperson added, “as a mature adult I refused to lower myself to the immaturity of many of my fellow neighbors. I swear that Fernbrook resort is Hell's Waiting Room. May Satan have mercy in their souls as no doubt, God has given up on them.”

Samantha Sweetheart, "on the bright side it looks like they've graduated from tossing feces at each other, so maybe they're growing up a little."

Samantha Swetheart:
"maybe Fernbrook Resort is maturing?"



Ted Friendly : " I wish these people
wouldn't talk to me either!"



Ted Friendly, “when I heard about this obnoxious behaviour I thought to myself, that family is one bunch of lucky bastards... how the hell can I get these juveniles to stop talking to me? Is there a list I can put my name on?”

"ha ha ha ha ha," said an elated km Jung-Un



When North Korea’s Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un was infromed about the UN tally he started jumping up and down and clapping his hands while shouting, “ha ha ha ha we beat you Fernbrook Resort, you’re number one… at sucking… ha ha ha ha ha.”

Doc Ballard : 'my feces smells
April fresh even in May!



The Lord Mayor of Fernbrook Resort Doc Ballard was ask to comment on the vote held by the United Nations and he replied, “well, if that’s the way the world feels then we’re just not going to acknowledge them either!”

When the United Nations was informed of the Fernbrook Resort’s threat a new world holiday was declared to celebrate being put on Fernbrook Resort’s “Do Not Acknowledge List.”

If you wish to be put on Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s “Do Not Acknowledge List” just send a letter or phone them up (collect calls only please) with your name and pertinent details.