Is Fernbrook Resort Freelton a Hotbed
for Child Pornography, Pedophilia and Other Crimes???
"This is more boring than reality television," Rooster complained of his wire tap. |
That’s what the Great and Powerful
Rooster would have Fernbrook Resort Freelton natives believe about some
neighours. And He used this belief as an excuse to allegedly perform a wiretap
on numerous neighbours.
In August of just this past year (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2016/08/wire-tap-allegation-latest-salvo-in.html)
allegations of illegal phone and wire taps were made.
Allegedly those allegations did hold
water.
Allegedly Hamilton Wentworth Police did
a check and found some truth. Rooster, in His defense, stated that He had heard
that some of Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s more undesirable neighbours were pedophiles
who used their personal home computers to access child pornography. Rooster
admitted that His years of half-assed investigation had not gush ed with
information. But He had to remain vigilant for the sake of Fernbrook Resort.
"We couldn't find the wallet because there were no donuts in it!" |
Allegedly the Hamilton Wentworth Police
said “Let’s just remove the wiretap and pretend this illegal act never
happened.”
How could the Hamilton Wentworth Police allegedly
‘overlook’ an illegal act?
Well, these are the same bozos that
spent hours unsuccessfully tearing apart a deceased man’s hotel room looking
for his wallet. A wallet that later turned up in a pillowcase found in that
very same room. Great job you bunch of Keystone Kops. If you went on strike the
crime rate in Hamilton Wentworth might actually decrease.
Anyway, after the Kops departed, Rooster
allegedly reinstituted the wiretap. He just put the tap in a different place
‘that the police would never think to look’. Notice the quotes on that
statement.
And to this day that alleged wiretap is
still in place. Rooster is still trying to collect information that He can use
to get any Neighbours with Certain Undesirable qualities evicted. Allegedly
again.
"How will I ever be able to show my face in Coteau du Lac or Bromont ever again?" |
“I’m jealous,” said Maybelline Malign
upon hearing the news, “I only thought we were allowed to slander Undesirable
Neighbours.”
"Why does everyone keep referring to me as a turkey?" |
Tim Turkey added, “Wow, wire taps are
even better than turd terrorism. I wonder if I could add something to the water
supply that would have a negative effect on the life expectancy of an Undesirable
Neighbours?”
While the Profit and Loss Department of
tiny nation stated, “After some thought we realized that this nation has lots
of children. And we have a lot of empty hotel rooms, lots and campsites. So
we’re looking at these malicious lies as a way to attract some new clientele
that will positively affect our bottom line. Plus it will give our nations
finest and most above the law and reprimand citizen more communication lines to
tap. That way He can watch all the child pornography He wants… errr… child
pornographers he wants.”