Is Fernbrook Resort Freelton a Hotbed for Child Pornography, Pedophilia and Other Crimes???

Is Fernbrook Resort Freelton a Hotbed for Child Pornography, Pedophilia and Other Crimes???

"This is more boring than reality television," Rooster complained of his wire tap.

That’s what the Great and Powerful Rooster would have Fernbrook Resort Freelton natives believe about some neighours. And He used this belief as an excuse to allegedly perform a wiretap on numerous neighbours. 

In August of just this past year (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2016/08/wire-tap-allegation-latest-salvo-in.html) allegations of illegal phone and wire taps were made.

Allegedly those allegations did hold water.

Allegedly Hamilton Wentworth Police did a check and found some truth. Rooster, in His defense, stated that He had heard that some of Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s more undesirable neighbours were pedophiles who used their personal home computers to access child pornography. Rooster admitted that His years of half-assed investigation had not gush ed with information. But He had to remain vigilant for the sake of Fernbrook Resort.

"We couldn't find the wallet because there were no donuts in it!"

Allegedly the Hamilton Wentworth Police said “Let’s just remove the wiretap and pretend this illegal act never happened.”

How could the Hamilton Wentworth Police allegedly ‘overlook’ an illegal act?

Well, these are the same bozos that spent hours unsuccessfully tearing apart a deceased man’s hotel room looking for his wallet. A wallet that later turned up in a pillowcase found in that very same room. Great job you bunch of Keystone Kops. If you went on strike the crime rate in Hamilton Wentworth might actually decrease.    

Anyway, after the Kops departed, Rooster allegedly reinstituted the wiretap. He just put the tap in a different place ‘that the police would never think to look’. Notice the quotes on that statement.

And to this day that alleged wiretap is still in place. Rooster is still trying to collect information that He can use to get any Neighbours with Certain Undesirable qualities evicted. Allegedly again.  

"How will I ever be able to show my face in Coteau du Lac or Bromont ever again?"

“I’m jealous,” said Maybelline Malign upon hearing the news, “I only thought we were allowed to slander Undesirable Neighbours.”  

"Why does everyone keep referring to me as a turkey?"

Tim Turkey added, “Wow, wire taps are even better than turd terrorism. I wonder if I could add something to the water supply that would have a negative effect on the life expectancy of an Undesirable Neighbours?”

While the Profit and Loss Department of tiny nation stated, “After some thought we realized that this nation has lots of children. And we have a lot of empty hotel rooms, lots and campsites. So we’re looking at these malicious lies as a way to attract some new clientele that will positively affect our bottom line. Plus it will give our nations finest and most above the law and reprimand citizen more communication lines to tap. That way He can watch all the child pornography He wants… errr… child pornographers he wants.”