Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s Famous Little Red-Haired Girl Strikes Again

Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s Famous Little Red-Haired Girl Strikes Again

"This is so embarrassing, I'm just glad no ones around to take a picture!"

Just like the little red haired girl from the Charlie Brown comic strip by Charles Schultz an obsession is involved. But unlike the comic strip no one seems to be obsessed with her. No. She’s the one with the obsession. Obsessed with being meaning. And obsessed with being thoughtless too.

"It wasn't me... I'm a nice red haired girl."

As has been mention previously there are some privately placed cameras around the environs of Fernbrook Resort Freelton. And those cameras have caught her previously allowing her dog to purposely poop on people’s lawns. Then walking away with a big happy grin on her face. Well that might be an exaggeration. But she certainly didn’t look sad.

However this time it was a little different according to a victimized neighbour. It was between 11 AM and 12 AM of the day. And, usually, she walks out of the west. But this time she approached from the east side. Turned the corner and made a beelin onto the lawn and literally drags the dog – who doesn’t really seem to want to stop there – onto the lawn after her. Then she stops. Stands there. And waits. And waits. And waits. Finally the dog does its deed. THEN she walks the entire length of the lawn before exiting back onto the roadway.

"That girl is a slur on all the good gingers," declared Charles Schultz.

Why would she do that?

Because a vehicle was approaching. Right? So she had to drag her dog onto the lawn then walk the entire length on the grass. Nope. No vehicle of any sort passed by. Nor did any pedestrian walk by. Which might have necessitated being forced off the road (there are no sidewalks). So, the only conclusion is that she did it on purpose. Forced her dog to relieve itself on the neighbour’s lawn. And if you doubt it then why the dragging of the dog? And then why the long pitstop and patient wait? A determined wait that ended only after the dog conducted its transaction then pulled her to continue.

I asked the neighbours and they have had no altercations with this red headed yo-yo of a girl who seems to be determined to go out of her way to be mean and thoughtless.

So why is the little red haired girl so determined to be mean and thoughtless? What happens in someone’s life that makes them go out of their way to be rude just for the sake of being rude?

We’ll never know.

But I’ll bet her parents must be proud of her. “That’s our pride and joy that’s being publicly feted,” they’ll say when they hear of her actions. “We’re just so so proud.”

"She's not my daughter, she's your daughter!" "No, No, No, that embarrassment is your daughter!!"  

Though maybe it’s not her parents at all.

Perhaps she thinks that she’s better than everyone else. After all Van Morrison did write a forgettable song about her (http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2016/11/van-morrison-releases-new-song-inspired.html). A song that made Rooster brown with envy  http://fernbrookresort.blogspot.ca/2016/11/turds-or-tunes-its-toss-up-for-great.html.

Or maybe it’s neither. Maybe there’s something in the water that makes Fernbrook Resort Freelton Residents so kind and thoughtful towards each other. So she can’t be blamed at all.

Fortunately for me I’m a big milk drinker.