A Great Day for the Forces of Chicken at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

A Great Day for the Forces of Chicken at Fernbrook Resort Freelton

"I'm the biggest cock in the world," crowed the Great and Powerful Rooster .

The Great Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton saw the Great and Powerful Rooster deploying His forces in anticipation of making a full out assault on the Undesirable Neighbours this year.

"I am invincible," Rooster claimed without a trace of modesty.  

Crowing contentedly over the apology this journalist issued in a previous edition Rooster said, A-ha A-ha I made you apologize I made you apologize A-ha A-ha I’m better than you ooo I’m better than you ooo A-ha A-ha…” Rooster than went on to add that He was glad to be finally getting under the skin of Undesirable Neighbours and that this was making him feel more Greater and more Powerfuler than ever before.

Invincible.

So invincible that He loudly announced His personal plans to trespass onto a neighbour’s lot and tip over some of their property. “I wonder what they’ll say when I do that,” Rooster mused to His minions.

But there’s still more on the deployment front.

Rooster has a friend named Joe. And Rooster said that Joe has a friend that will be able to determine if the Undesirable Neighbours have surveillance devices. Or not. “Joe must really love me to do that for me,” Rooster smiled.

Well, if Rooster says that Joe loves cock then we’ll have to take His word for it.

 “Oh , he does, he does,” Rooster smiled even more broadly, “All my followers, or bitches as they are known, love the cock. But please, call me Rooster. Or your Great and Powerfulness. Only MY friends can call me cock.”

Rooster has a pet name for his many followers.

And since a benighted boy scout recently declared his subservience to the cock I guess others are rushing to enlist in the Forces of Chicken.

“Hey,” snarled Rooster angrily, “quit calling me cock.

Well you’re acting like one.

“Do I have to hold my breathe until you stop? Because I will.”    

“I thought you were all ready holding your breath.”

“Shut up.”

“So you lied about that?

“Shut up Shut up Shut up,” screamed the Great and Powerful Rooster.

“Pardon?”

“Ummmm… I mean Mmmphf mmmphf mmmphf,” He blustered then added. “This interview is over. Get out.”

"Please stop," the Great and Powerful Rooster pleaded piteously.

“You’re still breathing!”

“Shut up shut up shut up shut up!!!”  

Well, it looks like the Forces of Chicken are swelling daily as cock lovers from all Fernbrook Resort Freelton join the Great and Powerful Rooster to avail themselves of their love of cock.

“Would you please please please SHUT UP?” Rooster begged.

Well, I guess the Forces of Chicken won that round.