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| The Forces of Chicken practicing assault tactics |
In yesterday’s blog the Forces of
Chicken loudly plotted to pick an Undesirable Neighbour’s locked home and seize
valuables They also made loud plans to loot any other outbuilding in the vicinity.
But there’s more.
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| In Fernbrook Resort Freelton everyone must bow to the Great and Powerful Rooster. Or else. |
The Forces of Chicken and their leader the Great and Powerful Rooster have also loudly declared that they plan to find the author(s) of the Secrets of Fernbrook Resort Freelton blog, this blog, break into their home, steal their personal computer, get the password for the blog and then erase the blog in its entirety.
What caused this?
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| "Boo hoo hoo I purposely did something stupid and now I'm embarassed by my actions," sobbed Red |
Rhode Island Red indecently exposed
herself to the Undesirable Neighbours (AGAIN). The Undesirable Neighbours made
that fact known to the author(s) of this blog. Rhode Island Red than ran crying
to lock picker’s wife. Lock picker’s wife gave her permission for her lock
picker husband to also pick the lock on this trailer and steal this personal
computer solely so that this blog could be erased.
We're guessing that Rhode Island Red may
have lied to lock picker’s wife in order to get her assent. But as everyone in
Fernbrook knows that Rhode Island Red previously paraded around topless in
front of the Undesirable Neighbour it is hard to fathom why she would believe
Red. But I guess friends always help friends. Even when they lie to your face. That’s why no one ever helps the
Undesirables. Other than me of course. Because they are unusually truthful.
So the author(s) of this blog along with
the Undesirable Neighbours have quickly put our heads together and come up with
this plan.
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| "Ha ha, I'm a chicken but my crocodile tears can fool anyone!" triumphed Red |
If one of these things comes true, any theft, a break in, the primary blog disappears… Instead of one blog about Fernbrook Resort Freelton soon there will be two and five and ten and perhaps more blogs. Whenever we feel like starting a new blog… we will. But we won’t stop there. We’ll post stories to newsgroups, to mobile home forums, to vacation park forums, to home realtor websites, to sites like kijiji personals, craigslist, twitter, reddit, snapchat and so on. About what goes on here in Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Bullying. Harassment. Turd Terrorism. Thefts. Vandalism. Malicious Gossip. Slander. Everything.
Every time someone searches Fernbrook
Resort they will also turn up something about Bullying. Harassment. Turd
Terrorism. Thefts. Vandalism. Malicious Gossip. Slander. But it won’t be lies that are posted. Only the horrible
truth.
Every pa rent will be embarrassed to say
they live in Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Because the internet will gush with the
ugly truth about Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Is a bell tolling? Because if a
bell tolls, it will toll for every Tom, every Martin and every other name found
in Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Fernbrook Resort Freelton can petition the author(s) of this blog all they
want. Sign on and they will be signing a warrant to their own demise.
The War is on.
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