In Fernbrook Resort Freelton the Chickens are now Running the Asylum in the Great Chicken War

In Fernbrook Resort Freelton the Chickens are now Running the Asylum in the Great Chicken War

"Ha Ha," the Great and Powerful Rooster laughed, "we're running the asylum, we're running the asylum!"

No doubt you’ve run across the phrase ‘the inmates are running the asylum’? Well, if the Great and Powerful Rooster’s claims are true He is now running Fernbrook Resort Freelton. Though unofficially. Yes, the chickens are running the asylum that is Fernbrook Resort.

For new readers the Great and Powerful Rooster is the overly large and pot bellied chicken with a head covered in pubic hair who has been harassing so-called Undesirable Neighbours. For many years. And His Highness has had a lot of help from His friends in low places. Those of low intelligence, questionable mores and no conscience. Resulting in the Great Chicken War of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

And this week saw a new claim from Rooster. That if He can show on-site management grounds to get the Undesirable Neighbours evicted, that management has agreed to evict them. So Rooster and his Forces of Chicken  have been taking notes, and some pictures as well, to build a case against the Undesirable Neighbours to get them tossed.      

Just to be clear, Rooster has ordered his significant other to indecently expose herself to the Undesirable neighbours – on multiple occasions – which she has rushed to do, Rooster has bragged of stealing, Rooster has vandalized, His significant other has vandalized Fernbrook property, Rooster has trespassed repeatedly, Rooster has repeatedly engaged in harassing behavior, has encouraged others to harass… and now Rooster has been given the green light to work on an eviction.

The effects of indecent exposure on a typical Undesirable Neighbour in Fernbrook Resort

In other news the Force of Chicken are still fleshing out their plans to burglarize Undesirable Neighbours. One of Rooster’s most recent recruits has bragged that he can open any lock in Fernbrook, including that of the Undesirable Neighbours. And will do so for his liege at his request.

Well, at least we know where to send the constabulary the next time a locked door crime is committed within the confines of Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

"First the Undesirable Neighbours, than Millgrove," claimed this little chick.

So the chickens are definitely running the asylum, and they are slowly winning the Great Chicken War.