Rooster Returns and Nothing Changes at Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

Rooster Returns and Nothing Changes at Fernbrook Resort Freelton.

"Adoring Fernbrook residents await the return of the Great and Powerful Rooster."

Well, the Great and Powerful Rooster, looking noticeably different, returned to Fernbrook Resort Freelton after what he termed was a successful trip to visit the Law Offices of Monsieur Law Cat Jr. and then a short speech at the United Nations.

'I don't dye my feather's," confirmed the Great and powerful Rooster, "that's just a vicious rumour."

“I told them,” Rooster told his friends, “That if they didn’t agree with me that they were wrong. Then I told them that we don’t need their help… that they need our help. And that they were no better than a Millgrov-ian.”

A statement to which the natives of Fernbrook Resort Freelton cheered.

Next the Great and Powerful Rooster marched over to the home of some Undesirable Neighbours, trespassed behind their trailer, tossed some garbage, and then ran away.

"When Rooster crows I immediately come," said one of Rooster's cronies.

And the crowd cheered again.

“Ha ha ha ha,” crowed Rooster, “I am even more powerfuler and more greater than when I left. I can do whatever I want whenever I want and neighbours can watch me and will not speak out against me. Because I am popular. And being popular trumps right.”

The Great and Powerful Rooster also crowed that some of Fernbrook Resort Freelton’s would like to put a serious beat down on the neighbour for their horrible behavior and actions that so embarrass Fernbrook Resort and their citizens.

Which I think is a great idea. Once again the last thing Fernbrook Resort wants are people who stand up to chickens. People who expect others if, they can not be adults, to at least act like adults. In a mature and responsible manner.

"I will fight for Rooster because he's too chicken too fight for himself!"

“That’s just stupid,” remarked Rooster to the narrator. “If people were responsible or acted like adults than they I wouldn’t be able to manipulate them into doing what I am too chicken to do myself.”

Personally I would like to see this fight take place.

But I know it will never happen.

How do I know?

Because chickens are all cock with no action. Impotent.

Sorry… they’re all talk with no action. Unless your backside is turned to them. Rooster and his cock loving friends love backsides. But lets not go there.